@charlesspray

Makes confused faces while coding; sometimes @RoaveTeam pays me, other times for free. Tech stuff, politics, (attempts at) humor. https://xitter.cf/t.co/WnWgRGQYBT he/him

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Joined June 2011
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I got my Twitter archive downloaded so this is gonna be my last tweet. Will likely be looking at deactivating my account but I'm not sure I'll be going that far. Twitter has been only social media I've consistently used.
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It is a shame too. Had some genuinely positive interactions on the site. Hell, I only have my dream job of trolling Roave team members because of Twitter! Elon's enshitification of the service has been about what I expected.
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Honestly, I get more engagement about PHP, the subject I tweet about, with the PHP Community Mastodon. So, that's where I'll be posting my microblogging content in the future. phpc.social/@cspray 👋 Bye Twitter, it was good while it lasted. Sorry you turned into shit.

cspray (@[email protected])

601 Posts, 216 Following, 108 Followers · Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my...

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She's right, gamers don't want to hear about feminism. But, they _need_ to hear about it. The rampant misogyny in the gaming community is maddening. If you bring this stuff up you're just being political. It honestly disgusts me and has made me highly limit who I play with.
Brianna Wu
@BriannaWu12 Jan 2023
The problem with my Twitter is all the subjects I talk about all hate each other. Gamers don’t want to hear about feminism. Progressives don’t wanna hear about Porsche. Pinball people don’t want to hear about politics. And Porsche people don’t want to hear about queer politics.
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I mean, I know the first thing I'm doing.
Visvge@Sicclord112 Jan 2023
What?
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There was joy in software development? I call shenanigans.
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Ooof. Not surprising in the slightest. But, still... Ooof.
Geoffrey A. Fowler@geoffreyfowler5 Jan 2023
Oops! I did again, @washingtonpost: I created a Twitter account pretending to be @SenMarkey (with his permission) and applied for Blue “verification.” And once again, Twitter took my $8, asked zero questions and gave the fake account a blue checkmark. wapo.st/3VHo2Qg
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The Consultant column tracks.
Ike Wagh@ikewagh2 Jan 2023
Is it true? 😂 #salesforce
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First day back after the holidays
Gandalf looking confused (meme template). Captioned "I have no memory of this work"

ALT Gandalf looking confused (meme template). Captioned "I have no memory of this work"

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Me: *discussing serious issue impacting multiple members of the team* My manager: *subtweets me in a shitpost*
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Typical Alabama. City has problem it won't/can't solve. Citizen does something about it, city looks bad and retaliates. Trap/Neuter/Return is hard work. The city should be working with them to help end their feral cat problem, not wasting resources prosecuting them.
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The T-1000 in Terminator 2 was the pinnacle antagonist in the Terminator franchise.
Oliver Willis@owillis29 Dec 2022
Replying to @owillis
i guess im just saying it doesnt ever feel like anything in avatar, long after the movie, makes you feel like "oh yasssssssss" the way footage of the t-1000 running still makes you feel.
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Those poor girls absolutely getting posterized by Julia Child.
Quite Interesting
@qikipedia29 Dec 2022
Julia Child was 6' 2" (188 cm) and so dominant at college basketball that the administration at her college banned her from dunking.
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I appreciate that the hotel makes it clear there’s no smoking of any kind.
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There’s a meat and/or cheese smoking joke here but I’m too tired.
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In-law I’ve met twice: You’re a computer wiz right? Me, slightly terrified: I’ve tricked some companies into paying me to work on computers if that counts.
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I’m in my favorite cafe in BTV and I discovered that in one of the walls people have left behind little bites and poems. Really cool. Can’t wait to be back here for real.
A stone wall with small pieces of paper stuck in various crevices.

ALT A stone wall with small pieces of paper stuck in various crevices.

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Kyler Johnson@KylerJohnsonDev21 Dec 2022
A really good friend of mind landed an entry level dev job. It was his first dev job and he relocated for it. A few months later, he was fired because he didn’t have a minimum of 1k lines of diff every day.
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I’m not even into Christmas movies but I need this in my life.
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