Charlie Lewin

pucks out for the boys 🏒🌹✨ #heatedrivarly #hollanov #ilya

Will the Wise in the 90s #StrangerThings

And for tonight’s Super Bowl halftime protest, Carrie Underwood and DJ Willy Yank will be reading excerpts from the 1994 screenplay ‘Forrest Gump’.

IMAX? I’ve been calling her Glinda!

my primary school football coach was like “if you don’t stop picking flowers on the oval we’re going to stop putting you on” and I don’t think he understood the art of the threat.

my parking fines have gotten so bad they’ve started texting my boyfriend.

my superannuation just invited me to a ball

this feels very lesbian somehow

Hi there! Thanks for your email. This contact has been raptured and will respond in 3-5 eternal lifetimes.

paracetamol causes orgasm.

is Raya glitching for anyone else today? so random!

finally breathing through your nose after days of being blocked up

your English teacher and your gym teacher are fucking your drama teacher.

I am officially coming out as Australia’s first openly gay man in the entertainment industry.

the AFL needs to man the fuck up and start firing players who haven’t had sex with multiple men.

right in front of my chromatica curry?

do you condemn Jamie Lee Curtis?

is he… you know… exempt from the Turkish army?

Freakiest Friday: The Fridayenning.