bakker, professioneel flierefluiter, maakt wel eens ijs, doet dingen met chocola en heeft wel eens een mening ofzo.
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Ik moet er niet aan denken wat er gebeurt als deze activisten de macht zouden krijgen. Weg vrijheid van meningsuiting.
Deze leraar stuurde vandaag een vriendschapsverzoek op Facebook dus blijkbaar ben ik niet definitief gecanceld. 🙂
Soms denk aan die keer in groep 8 dat we een toets hadden en ik in de snelheid broekdrukkunst had geschreven en ik zo liet omdat ik dacht dat de leraar het wel zou begrijpen.
Maar dat was niet en uiteindelijk vertelde de leraar klassikaal dat iemand zo’n stom antwoord had.☠️
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Even Voldemort managed to get through seven books without interrupting Hermione Granger's selfies to complain nobody was talking about him.
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En toen was MAGA alweer voorbij. De slinger schiet weer de andere kant uit. Voor zolang als het duurt.
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Bullocks. She did it for the money and was a incompetent spy. Besides, this is a still from a film. There is no footage of her execution.
💋 The Kiss That History Never Forgot.
✨ She didn’t walk like a prisoner... she walked like a legend.
👇
Mata Hari.
The world’s most famous dancer… and the woman accused of being a spy.
On a cold morning in 1917, she arrived for her execution in Paris.
High heels. Black dress. Head held high.
No fear. No shaking. Just grace.
A nun walked beside her.
Mata smiled, took off her coat, and handed it over —
like a queen giving away her crown. 👑
They offered her a blindfold.
She refused.
“I want to face the bullets with my eyes open,” she said.
Then she asked for a glass of wine. 🍷
No glass was found — so they brought her a fine goblet.
She took a sip… slow and calm, while cameras flashed around her.
Twelve soldiers stood ready to shoot.
She looked at them, smiled again,
and said:
“I am ready, gentlemen.”
Then she did something no one expected — she blew them a kiss. 💋
A kiss before death.
A symbol of courage, pride, and mystery.
“Fire!”
The rifles cracked. One soldier fainted.
And with that… the legend of Mata Hari was born.
They called her a spy.
But history remembers her as a woman who met death like a queen. 👑
#HistoryWillRemember
