idiot | Fractional Social Strat Director behind your fav brands | Music Tech/CPG advisor @ciphermusic_ @zestyz_official | Not actually Italian

Brooklyn
Joined October 2010
I know it’s a bad habit but it’s something to take the edge off
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Jesus dresses as god in Bible for Halloween
Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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Perhaps we should hang a banner about this one too
NY Rangers lost about $30.5 million during 2026 fiscal year and $23.3 mil in 2025, according to MSG Rangers' SEC filing. Rangers had $26.8 mill in profits in 2024. Company says "We are likely not to be profitable in the near term unless the Rangers make an extended playoff run."
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Love and light I simply don’t get it 🫶
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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Wildly unimpressed with the 38yo goalie who was unemployed three weeks ago lemme tell ya.
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The crazy thing is that someone has to lose this game
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The pissing me off factory operating at full steam
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Generic saltine packaging has no business being this good
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Lead us not in to penn station
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Thank you Alexis Lafrenière
Thank you will cuylle
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You know what the market was missing? A canned hydration beverage
The Poppi founders new beverage brand Jetty has been spotted on shelf weeks before launch 👀 📍 Whole Foods Tribeca
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Reject modernity embrace tradition
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how it feels when the diet coke is extra crispy
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What if we… no, that would be crazy… unless...
Is it ok if I find nathan fielder attractive
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Left my AirPods at my parents house on long island
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