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I just tweet stuff so I can retweet them later with an 'I told you so' Digital Transformation & Communication with a side dish of performance arts

Lebanon
Joined April 2009
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Short fictional story: "If I were a machiavellic politician in a bankrupt country facing a popular uprising, I would do nothing and make sure the economy crashes, then wait until people are fighting over the basics (Maslow's Pyramid) to offer them breadcrumbs they'd settle for...
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I have an agent named JSON Bourne he has no memory of his previous sessions
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Bill Murray retomando su papel de “Atrapado en el tiempo” para un spot publicitario de Jeep. Maravilloso 🤣
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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This is what happens when a generation is raised without Final Destination
Swimmers enjoying the London Sky Pool which is believed to be the world’s first transparent pool built between two skyscrapers 👀
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Anyone using an @AlfaTelecom line have his "sim not provisioned"
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📍لو هيدا الtrain ما عطوه أهميّة من دعوة وزراء ونوّاب وتصريحات عن مجد لبنان بالقطارات وانو هيدي خطوة لإعادة إحياء القطاع وغيرها من متاهات، كان أكتر مكان أخد شعبيّة. كان يكفي يسوّقوه أنه قطار ترفيهي وتسلية للأولاد ومحطّة سياحية ضمن منطقة الشمال. .It's all about communication
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⚠️ المتن "منطقة تجريبية"؟ 🔴 أحد شبيحة "حزب الله" في حي الرويسات - الجديدة يهدّد علنًا أعضاء البلدية، ويمنحهم مهلة قبل أن ينفّذ "القصاص" ويحاسبهم! 🔴 قبل ان نتحدث عن نزع سلاح المليشيات في الجنوب والضاحية والبقاع، يبدو أننا بحاجة لأن يكون قضاء المتن "منطقة التجريبية" لبسط سلطة الدولة وتفكيك البؤر الأمنية فيه. ⬅️ بأي سلطة يهدّد مجلسًا بلديًا منتخبًا يمثّل إحدى أكبر بلديات المتن؟ وأين الدولة؟
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Prince was asked to do a solo on a cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps and he showed up to the rehearsal and barely played anything. Didn’t have any solo ready at all and didn’t play one. They asked what he was going to play and he just said “Don’t worry about it.” Then, on the night of the performance he just looms out of the shadows and plays this. The way he pivots off that F# root note into Dorian mode is so good. Massively underrated guitarist.
They've got a music one, and a movie one too. I might do the movie one tomorrow.
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Scientists have successfully grown living human skin around a robotic finger, giving it the ability to move, bend, and even heal itself. Researchers at the University of Tokyo have brought science fiction closer to reality by covering a working robotic finger with living skin cultured from human cells. Led by biohybrid engineer Shoji Takeuchi, the team submerged the robotic digit in a specialized mixture of collagen and human dermal fibroblasts, creating a supportive dermis layer. They then applied human keratinocyte cells to form a resilient outer epidermis. The resulting living skin is not only flexible enough to withstand continuous joint movement without tearing, but it also develops natural wrinkles at the knuckles, mimicking the look and texture of a real human hand. Beyond its lifelike appearance, this biohybrid skin possesses a remarkable ability to self-heal. When researchers made a small incision on the finger and applied a simple collagen bandage, the skin's fibroblast cells naturally merged the bandage back into the surrounding tissue, repairing the wound within a week. While the technology currently requires continuous moisture to keep the living cells alive, the breakthrough opens new doors for medical testing, prosthetics, and the development of ultra-realistic humanoid robots that can interact safely and seamlessly in healthcare and service industries. source: Kawai, M., Nie, M., Oda, H., Morimoto, Y., & Takeuchi, S. Living skin on a robot. Matter, 5(7), 2190-2208.
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On this day in 1982, one of, if not the greatest TV intro was launched! Knight Rider celebrates its first air date....
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Hey @OgeroTelecom your website is drunk. My email invoice says I owe you the usual 330K LBP Your website wants to charge me 1,640,000 LBP What's up with this?
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Hey @AlfaTelecom when @toters_delivery send us a survey, they give out free delivery as a reward for filling it. I can't expect you to do the same but how about when we fill the survey you stop spamming us with the #weekender at least for a week?
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Abou Andre, "Y" the error? blog.tarekchemaly.com/2026/0…
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