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The origin story of Team 500% began last night. Thanks @SonySanDiego for a great game in #KillStrain ! #PSX #PSX15
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Palo Alto Networks is measuring AI coding by quality, speed and efficiency—not just output.
CIO @meerahrajavel shares one result:
“We have gone 3x NPI over the last six months, and I have not increased even a single headcount on my software engineers.”
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Faster root-cause analysis, smarter observability.
Discover how Cortex XCOR automates system visibility and helps teams resolve complex AI infrastructure outages in minutes.
Check out the article on @thenewstack.
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The era of static dashboards is over. Meet Cortex XCOR.
Cortex XCOR replaces complex tools with a chat interface and autonomous remediation, filtering noise and resolving issues in minutes to slash data volume by 90%.
See how we're redefining observability 👇
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Some NPR podcasts started getting mysterious comments on Spotify. They made no sense to the staff reading them – until someone from a younger generation cracked the code.
Hear the story: link.podtrac.com/phns92ui
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A Five Guys in a strip mall. I had heard the burgers here were honest. A samurai goes where the food is described in the smallest number of words.
At the door, a barrel.
A wooden barrel, knee-high, full of raw peanuts in the shell. A small wooden scoop. A sign:
FREE PEANUTS - HELP YOURSELF
I stopped.
I read it three times.
In my country, when a host places food at the threshold of his house and tells you to take it, he is testing whether you understand the difference between hospitality and theft. The wrong man takes too much. The wrong man takes nothing. The right man takes a small handful, bows, and proceeds.
I took a small handful. I bowed to the barrel.
I proceeded.
At the counter, a young man, name tag MARCUS.
"Hey man, welcome to Five Guys, what can I get you?"
"...I have taken your peanuts."
"Yeah, that's what they're there for."
"What is the obligation."
"...The what?"
"What do I owe."
"Nothing, man. They're free. Help yourself."
"...Help yourself."
"Yeah."
"Marcus. In my country, when a stranger is told to help himself, it is a kindness given to a man who is far from home. I have not yet introduced myself. You have already addressed me as a man who is far from home. You are correct. I am."
Marcus smiled the way you smile at someone you have decided you like.
"Hell yeah. What can I get you?"
"A cheeseburger."
"Want any toppings? They're free."
"...Free."
"Yeah. Lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mushrooms, jalapeños, green peppers, mayo, mustard, ketchup, BBQ, A1, hot sauce, relish. All free. Bacon's the only thing extra."
I had not been read a list this long since I was made to recite the names of my ancestors.
"...You are giving a man as many options as he has weapons."
"Pretty much. What you want?"
"All of them."
"All the way?"
"All the way."
"You got it. Fries?"
"Yes."
"Regular or Cajun?"
I stopped.
The word landed somewhere inside me that had been arranged, recently, by a different meal.
"Marcus. Cajun is a people. From Louisiana."
"...Yeah?"
"I have eaten with them. They served me crawfish on newspaper. They called me brother. I did not know I had brothers in that country."
"Damn, sir. That's beautiful."
"Then bring me their salt. I will not refuse the seasoning of a people who fed me on a table without plates."
"Cajun fries it is."
"Size?"
"The smallest. I am one man."
"You got it. Little Cajun."
I paid.
I sat at a small table by the window with my brown paper bag. The bag was heavier than I expected. The boy at the counter had told me, as I picked it up, "bag's heavier than you think, sir." I had taken this as a piece of philosophy. It was, I now understood, a literal report.
I opened the bag.
The Cajun fries were in a cup. The cup was inside the bag. Around the cup, the bag was full of more fries. Loose. Spilling. As if the cup had given up trying to contain itself, and the bag had taken the overflow without complaint.
I lifted the bag and looked at Marcus across the room.
"...Marcus."
"Yes sir?"
"You give the man who asked for little, more."
"Yeah, that's how we do it."
"That is the most American sentence I have heard this week."
He laughed. I looked at the bag again.
I lifted one fry. The seasoning came off red on my fingertips. I ate it.
I had to set the cup down.
This was not the salt of the Cajun people. This was the war salt of the Cajun people. The men who had fed me on newspaper had been holding back. Marcus was not.
My eyes filled with water. Not from feeling. From paprika.
I lifted the burger. Two patties. Lettuce, tomato, onion, mushrooms, jalapeños, green peppers, pickles, mayo, mustard, ketchup, BBQ, A1, hot sauce, relish, and cheese. The thing was a small mountain wrapped in foil. I held it with both hands, the way a man holds the head of his enemy after a long battle, with respect and a small amount of fear.
I ate.
The bun was sweet. The patty was salty. The peanut oil it had been cooked in was, by some quiet miracle, present in everything. I was eating, I realized, a burger that had been raised on the same oil the fries had been raised on, and that oil had been raised on the peanuts in the barrel at the door, which were free, which were the same peanuts that were now still in my coat pocket because I had not eaten them yet.
I stopped chewing.
"...The barrel. The fries. The burger. They are all one animal."
The man at the next table, a man in a work shirt with the name CARLOS embroidered on it, who had been eating fries with one hand and looking at his phone with the other, looked up.
"Cajun fries, huh? Those'll get ya."
"Carlos. I have been gotten."
"Right? Best in the game."
"I yield. I have been ambushed by salt three times in one meal, and twice by people I did not see coming."
Carlos laughed, the small full laugh of a man who is finally understood.
"Welcome to Five Guys, man."
I finished. I finished everything. The cup. The loose fries. The burger. Even the small flecks of seasoning that had fallen onto the paper of the wrapper. A samurai does not leave the field with the enemy's salt still on the ground.
I crumpled the foil. I rose. I bowed to Carlos. Carlos raised his half-finished Coke and tipped it slightly toward me.
I bowed once more, to the barrel at the door, which I now understood was the beginning of the meal and not merely the lobby of it. I took out the peanuts I had stored in my pocket, cracked one shell, and ate it as I walked out.
The salt of the peanut. The fourth salt.
This entire restaurant was a single quiet declaration: that a man should not be allowed to leave hungry, that nothing he eats should cost the dignity of being measured, and that the smallest order in the house is still more than one man can finish alone.
This is a country that puts a barrel at the door and trusts you with it.
This is a country that gives a man as many weapons as he has options, and charges him for none of them.
This is a country that overfills the bag of a man who asked for little, on principle.
Tomorrow I will return. I will order the same. I will eat the same. I will lose the same battle. A man does not flee from a salt that has already named him.
The Cajun fed me crawfish on newspaper. The man at Five Guys fed me their war salt on a fry. I have eaten with the same people, in two states, on two coasts, and they did not know they were the same.
I knew.
I have been gotten.
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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.
Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.
I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.
This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.
I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"
"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."
"But the store loses."
"Yep. On purpose."
On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.
In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.
A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."
It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.
I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.
Some prices are not prices. They are promises.
I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.
The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.
Long may it spin.
Webbo Chen retweeted
The #Chargers and Derwin James have agreed to terms on a massive new extension to make him the NFL’s new highest-paid safety for the second time in his career, sources say.
James gets a 3-year, $75.6M deal. Negotiated by @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst.
Webbo Chen retweeted
Chargers OC Mike McDaniel on building an offense for Justin Herbert: "When I got here, my first task that I bestowed upon myself is I watched every pass play that he's ever had in the National Football League."
"His expectations are the highest for himself...I'd say that we're looking to master and be elite at everything we do. And being able to own the position in a new way, for him to own the position in a way he never has."
"For it to be obvious to everyone around that he's playing the best football of his career."
Webbo Chen retweeted
Autonomous agents introduce new risks that demand real-time security. Our spot on the 2026 @CRN AI 100 list recognizes how Prisma AIRS 3.0 secures the AI enterprise by governing agent actions and preventing unsafe activity at machine speed 🛡️
Webbo Chen retweeted
I built a Claude Code notification system that uses Warcraft III Peon voice lines.
It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever shipped. And according to everybody that has used it, it's also incredibly useful.
(sound on)
Webbo Chen retweeted
I was the Justin Herbert vote.
The guy had the worst offensive line in the NFL all season and despite that he was working miracles in almost every single game.
Stafford's OL became 2/5ths as bad as Herbert's for 5 minutes and he became a turnover howitzer.
He embodied 'value'.
Webbo Chen retweeted
Honestly still shocked I got to be apart of this commercial. As you all know fallout is one of my favorite video game franchises and to see myself in this video is incredibly heartwarming!! <3
What "dangerous beasts" await @shroud as he scavenges the wasteland?
No matter which Fallout is your favorite, jump in today! Fallout 76 is free to play today, until Feb 4 on Xbox, PlayStation, and Steam.
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Prisma AIRS, accelerated on the @NVIDIA BlueField data processing unit (DPU), is now part of the NVIDIA Enterprise AI Factory validated design.
Get comprehensive AI protection with embedded Zero Trust security built into the AI infrastructure, without impacting performance.
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.@PaloAltoNtwks chairman & CEO @nikesharora tells @samsabin923 that the AI startup and LLM world "is the wild west from a security perspective." #AxiosAISummit



















