Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares. https://xitter.cf/t.co/MvDKvwUmbc

SUITCASE in SOUTH AFRICA.
Joined April 2011
there are 4000 ghost employees in SA government, collecting salaries for dololo. we could get south africans to care if we told them that the ghosts are zimbabwean.
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Wait until someone tells Helen that righting the wrongs of the past, nailing racism both structural & social, defending gay people's rights, etc, are literally demanded of us by the constitution. What she sees as radical ideology is just centrist constitutionalism. Tsek.
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The Freedom Front put me on a list.
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There are 167 000 asylum seekers and refugees in South Africa right now. If you think they are THE REASON you can't get a job or the state runs out of money, or crime is an issue in SA, then you must think Malawians have skills the rest of us don't have: unhcr.org/where-we-work/coun…
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Fikile Mbalula fainted.
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Chester Missing retweeted
Shots fired!
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March and March.
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The Guptas LITERALLY stole South Africa, with Jacob Zuma's help, and Oom Guptapants is literally rolling with March and March, who are literally rolling with AfriForum. And now they're all blaming foreign black people for all SA's problems. You've been played sweeties.
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March and March's ENTIRE pitch was about demanding the law be upheld. Burning cars is illegal. Harassing people on the streets is illegal. Revealing journalists' cellphone numbers is illegal. Y'all fighting crime like KFC fights diabetes.
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Ya, Takalani Jacinta, at least we know which white hand is my ass.
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I see Jacinta posted a journalists number online, resulting in death threats, just because the journalist asked about the R12 million her and her husband are alleged to have made from the state. Nothing says I'm innocent like death threats against journalists, Takalane Jacinta.
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Freedom Front.
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The oom thinks you should ignore this because it is totally irrelevant, but still commented.
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You can come tell us you think we are racist this weekend in Strand.
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Oom Corne Mulder is arguing with puppets on the internet. Lolz.
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Chester Missing retweeted
Very interesting analysis by @chestermissing
"Helen Zille is from Cape Town, she has no idea how Joburg works. Helen last lived in Joburg when there were still white people living in Hillbrow" 🤣🤣🤣
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Chester Missing retweeted
NOW ON STAGE at Montecasino Conrad Koch & Chester Missing CHESTER’S GOT TALENT ⭐ 30 Sep to 4 0ct only! Tickets at Webtickets and Theatre Box Office (011) 511 1988 #mustsee #hilarious #comedy @MONTECASINOZA @webticketsSA @chestermissing
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