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Michael Sullivan

@chiaone

Army vet. MSEd. Was once ranked the 119,633rd biggest celebrity on IMDb's StarMeter, which seems like a gross overestimate.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2013
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Mitya@DiscollaboratorAug 15
You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.
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Forrest Cardamenis@FCardamenisMay 29
Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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Mike 📺@michaelcolladoMar 15
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnlMar 15
next show!!!
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Jett ♛@iky_fwjettFeb 25
imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
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chu (@THEHORRORGOTH) profile picturechu@THEHORRORGOTH15 Aug 2025
No actor has 4 classic movies to their name..
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ShitpostGateway
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau11 Jul 2025
There's a very essential truth that the golden era of The Simpsons gets to which is that small towns are so boring that the people go fully insane
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Razi@davidrazi9 Jul 2025
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Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) profile pictureDefiant L’s
@DefiantLs9 Jul 2025
Summarize your political opinions with just one meme. Go.
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Ernest P. Worrell, Clem Fandango, Perd Hapley, Moe Szyslak, Dr. Leo Spaceman, Hedley Lamarr, Barf, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Scott Evil, White Goodman, Paul Blart, Chest Rockwell, Lt. Dangle, Kip Dynamite, Handsome Dan, Dick Trickle, Lil Bow Wow, Woody Woodpecker.
rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) profile picturerax ‘levon honkers’ king@RaxKingIsDead10 Jun 2025
what do you think the funniest comedy name of all time is. for my money it's a tie between Uncle Baby Billy and Jean-Ralphio Sapirstein
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This seems like a concept @TheHorrorMaster came up with, but the studios refused to produce it because it was TOO horrifying.
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@xcxsource30 May 2025
PETA created an AI-powered robot calf, named “Charli XC Cow”, that roamed Salt Lake City this week.🐄💚 The robot was designed to deter people from wearing real leather, and broke into a happy dance when anyone stated they were wearing vegan leather.
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Claire Penis (@ZeroSuitCamus) profile pictureClaire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamus13 May 2025
I love that Google is useless now because of AI
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff11 Apr 2025
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@CBSNews11 Apr 2025
South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls. cbsn.ws/42EfRuC
South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls

South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls

The pilot and three passengers aboard the helicopter, as well as the penguin, were uninjured, according to an incident report.

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THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES
Nostalgia (@NostalgiaFolder) profile pictureNostalgia
@NostalgiaFolder4 Apr 2025
What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?
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Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilms11 Mar 2025
Just imagined Jim Varney on Righteous Gemstones and got sad.
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sticking this on a dog
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Neil Renic@NC_Renic5 Mar 2025
The template
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau26 Feb 2025
*Ernest
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⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️ (@chiefofwakanda) profile picture⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️@chiefofwakanda21 Feb 2025
What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?
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Roberto@aboynamedposh15 Feb 2025
the film David Lynch stole all of the cool stuff in Twin Peaks season 3 from
Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) profile pictureWill Sloan@WillSloanEsq15 Feb 2025
This frame from Ernest Goes to Jail goes so hard
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Will Sloan@WillSloanEsq15 Feb 2025
This frame from Ernest Goes to Jail goes so hard
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