bambina 👧🏽🌸

Just got an amazing feedback from a PM I worked with on a project. It was her first official product after her training from @ProductDive And the feedback she gave me >>>>>>>

This week was after my life, glad it’s over

bruh we went from oct 1 to 22 in like 5 mins

anybody wey mistakenly ask me “how are you” must calm down listen to me

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

Two decades of patience for one dad joke, respect

Hearing "we don't have any PHP components in our products" after a vulnerability alert is more satisfying than an orgasm. Cybersecurity has ruined me😩😩😩

this insult too much for the kind rice una dey share for convo btw.

Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем. Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ

Boss said:

I keep telling y’ll that the club is cursed lmao

They took the light briefly and my phone isn't charged. Omo,how will something like this happen and God didn't gist me?

I’m seeing that you people are buying this thing for 26k in Lagos. Nawa ooo, something I buy for $4? Toh.

Showing every sign of depression except loss of appetite