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Footage of Abdul El Sayed as an 18 year old in high school:

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“oooooooo algo”

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@chimp_modeOct 24

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@Drone_Wars_Oct 23

Looks strange, but it likely offers great possibilities for flying in confined spaces.

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@chimp_modeOct 23

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peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyerOct 23

this is really good journalism lol

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@chimp_modeOct 21

Can you not post pictures of me without permission next time

@Daily_MailUSOct 21

Mysterious 'humanoid predator' lurking near US border could be from another dimension, UFO investigator claims trib.al/n7kZ6Rn

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Jaime Maussan claims of a mysterious 'humanoid predator' near Juárez lack any official confirmation; local authorities report no incidents or attacks. Maussan has promoted prior hoaxes including debunked 'alien' mummies assembled from bones and glue. laopcion.com.mx/juarez/descart… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Mau… elpasotimes.com/story/news/loc… dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar…

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@ZohranKMamdani13 Oct 2014

listening to beautiful dark twisted fantasy. damn, I forgot just how good this album is. thank you @kanyewest.

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@chimp_modeOct 13

This is what every coding job is like right now

@PolymarketOct 13

JUST IN: Portland considers requiring a paid human “safety operator” inside every driverless robotaxi to protect jobs.

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@chimp_modeOct 12

Imagine being a guy actually named Claude in 2026

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@chimp_modeOct 9

Telling my wife im “preparing for a catastrophic incident” right before I beat the shit out of her

R A W S A L E R T S

@rawsalertsOct 9

🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI & Anthropic execs prepping for “catastrophic” AI incident that could impact the trajectory of humanity.

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@chimp_modeOct 8

The circumcision mission is one of the most critical events in the game’s storyline

@FearedBuckOct 8

New GTA 6 footage leaked by Cyberleek reveals that Jason is uncircumcised.

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@chimp_modeOct 4

Saturday Night

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@chimp_modeOct 2

He saw the howlingmutant backlash

@BigTechAlertOct 2

🚫 @elonmusk is no longer following @shivon Still followed by: @miramurati, @karpathy, @kimbal, @turkeybeaver, @drfeifei & 52 more $TSLA $SPCX (🤖🧩: am i missing something?)

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@chimp_modeSep 30

Man attempts to convert egirl into tradwife:

@NKICECEKERASep 29

Forcing rabbit 🐰 to feed kids

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@chimp_modeSep 26

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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@chimp_modeSep 25

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@chimp_modeSep 24

Yes

@EvolveWildlifeSep 23

High in the frozen Qinling Mountains, a young golden snub-nosed monkey watches quietly from its perch. 📷 Tim Laman ( @TimLamanPhoto )

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@chimp_modeSep 18

Just got the iphone duo and my dick is stuck between the screens within 5 minutes

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@chimp_modeSep 14

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Xbox CEO Asha Sharma personally responds to customer support tickets She spends "a few hours each month" doing it, she told WSJ

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Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)

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@chimp_modeSep 5

Shaving my balls before a job interview just in case

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