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Today in For Old D.C.:
- Commanders-Cowboys predict the score contest
- The Senators pitcher whose only win was a shutout
- Trivia, before & after puzzle, emoji rebus
forolddc.beehiiv.com/p/for-o…
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Meet Gary Bower, the County Inspector who marched into Slowjamastan and seemed deeply troubled to learn that we had seceded from the United States without first checking with the County.
He brought regulations. The Sultan brought sovereignty. Gary then discovered many things he did not like.
Fortunately, State Television cameras captured the entire diplomatic catastrophe. See who survives August 27th in Episode One of Greetings from Slowjamastan!
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BREAKING: The Sultan has been spotted inside the Republic of Kugelmugel—an independent spherical nation surrounded by Vienna.
Diplomatic talks were brief but productive. The two nations agreed on several key issues, including the superiority of unusual borders and the importance of confusing Austria whenever possible.
Just kidding. It was closed.
#kugelmugel #vienna #austria #micronation #micronations – at Vienna, Austria
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You think you’re all bad with your clipboard and your “inspector” title? Joke’s on you. Cameras were rolling, bud. August 27th the world will know what a punk you really are.
#GoHomeGary
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The Sultan has been spotted deep inside the Czech Republic, spreading glorious propaganda and conducting state-approved press appearances for “Greetings from Slowjamastan,” premiering August 27 on YouTube. Attendance is voluntary. Watching is mandatory. – at Brno, Czech Republic
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This reporting—the Park Service’s contractor removed the filters surrounding the Reflecting Pool just before the UFC event—offers a lot more logical explanation about why algae bloomed than Trump’s assertion about vandals dumping fertilizer in the pool. nytimes.com/2026/06/26/us/po…
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History is calling. The first-ever music video filmed entirely in Slowjamastan has arrived.
#slowjamastan #micronation #micronations #ocotillowells #molossia #sealand
youtu.be/52Ylgp-T5M4?si=qnLr…
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Matt visited the future site of Randall Williams International Airport, where dreams are big, helipad is coming, and funding is proudly 10%.
The other 90% will arrive through patriotism, loose change, and fear of disappointing The Sultan.
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Rubio Today: It’s false to say I said the U.S. had to attack because Israel was going to attack. That’s not what I said.
Rubio Yesterday: We knew Israel was going to strike Iran, and that would trigger attacks on U.S. forces. If we didn’t act first, Americans would suffer higher casualties.
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It echoes the Nazi slogan "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" (One People, One Realm, One Leader), emphasizing national unity. Similar phrases appear in various contexts, from patriotic appeals to associations with white nationalist groups, per sources like Threads and LinkedIn discussions.
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In July, the FBI and DOJ wrote in their memo that they were not releasing the Epstein files in part because "We did not uncover evidence that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties." - and now, after a push from the President, here we are:
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Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
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Nothing says ‘land of the free’ like a president calling out the military on his own people
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This is a video of masked government agents removing a D.C. protest sign expressing an opinion that would certainly appear to be protected by the Constitution’s First Amendment.
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There's now two classes of police in D.C.:
- MPD officers, required to display name tags and use body-worn cameras, which are turned on during any engagement with the public.
- Federal officers who are concealing their faces and don't have to wear name tags, and no body cameras.
“Sat. morning, officers with vests that said only police tased what appeared to be a deliveryman. The confrontation took place on 14th st…The officers refused to identify themselves. The incident was caught on video by someone who sent it to The Bulwark.”
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