Instructional Designer by day; poet, #SeniorSwiftie, and diehard football fan the rest of the time. 🦅 PA/NJ expat. I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Minneapolis
Joined September 2008
My winning streak at the Linc sadly came to an end, but M Lot remains undefeated. I love you all so much. 🦅💚
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😂😂😂😂😂
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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Flame me if you want, but I don’t blame Sirianni for last night
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I watched this like five times and still cannot believe it’s real.
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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“You want me to care more than the defense does?!” I exclaim, knowing I’ll be back here next Sunday.
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Um
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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WELCOME BACK SAQUON
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Awww, this is cute as hell.
Zach Ertz 🤝 Fletcher Cox A couple of @Eagles Super Bowl champs reunited. DALvsPHI – 8:15pm ET on ESPN
Stream on @NFLPlus
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GO BIRDS!!!!! 🦅💚
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Seriously, I would not boo Jeffrey Lurie, regardless of the score of tonight’s game. It’ll happen, maybe, but it would be undeserved. He’s the best owner the franchise has ever had. Maybe the best any Philly franchise has ever had.
I'm sure if the Eagles are down at halftime everyone will put aside their feelings about the team's performance to be respectful of Jeffrey Lurie's enshrinement into the franchise's hall of fame.
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why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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RedZone rotting ✌🏻
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Paris game, RedZone, and no Eagles to ruin my Sunday.
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me and who?
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In the computer room on the family desktop, clicking my AOL music homepage 😭💚
Where were you the first time you heard a song from Taylor Swift’s debut album? #20YearsOfTaylorSwift
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Have we known her 20 seconds or 20 years? 🥹 Today we celebrate #20YearsOfTaylorSwift and the music, memories, and eras we grew up with. 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍❤️‍🔥
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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Nah, fine the refs. They’ve been ass and we’ve had to watch it.
#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel, #Jets HC Aaron Glenn and #Eagles HC Nick Sirianni have each been fined $250,000 for conduct toward officials, per @AlbertBreer. The fines are on hold and could be rescinded if they have better behavior.
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