"Master the mundane." (football)
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Man United board watching this: "Perfect, he's one of us."
π¨ Alejandro Balde's minutes in the 2026/27 season:
β Elche β Not called up
β Athletic β 0β
β Rayo β 0β
β Valencia β 0β
β Feyenoord β 0β
β Levante β 0β
β’ Racing β 12β
β Sevilla β 0β
β Getafe β 0β
β Galatasaray β 0β
β Betis β 0β
β’ PSG β 16β
β’ Real Madrid β 60β
β’ AlavΓ©s β 28β
14 games, 116 minutes out of 1,260 possible. 0 starts.
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Saking jeleknya, jadi agak masuk akal konspirasi wahyudi seperti ini.
Mungkin ada benarnya.
All of a sudden they're having "bad terms"? We see the script.
π¨ π‘ππͺ: Michael Carrick's relationship with Bruno Fernandes is currently in BAD terms.
Bruno had been in disagreement with several tactical decisions from very early in the season, but what made tensions boil was when he spoke publicly vs. Carrick's decisions.
Carrick believes Bruno's attitude is not good for the team and for that they are not in the best of terms.
Funny enough, these are the same players Carrick used last season to defeat the likes of Guardiola and Arteta and other top managers
Now we're struggling to even score a single goal?
Nah, we are literally being sacrificed for a documentary. INEOS are selling defeats for views
Our entire squad is about to be nominated for Ballon d'Ont next year.
Even the manager.
ITβS TIME. π
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Am I tripping or is it obvious this was intentional?
No way you miss this unless you're acting for that documentary.
Bruno Fernandes doesn't miss this in his sleep.
But suddenly in the season they have an All or Nothing documentary? He misses?
Wake up, it's staged.