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Lesbian who can never find my 👓 like Velma. Feminist. Country Music Lover. Avid concert goer. Mets, Seahawks & Pacers. #GastricBypass post-op.

Green Bay, WI
Joined April 2010
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Pete Alonso will always be special to me because he came at the perfect time. I was so devastated when David retired since he’s my favorite player. I didn’t know if I would still truly enjoy watching the team. Pete has brought me so much joy!🧡💙
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In retrospect, Usher should’ve gone on tour with Justin Timberlake instead of Chris Brown. They’re contemporaries, worked with some of the same producers and songwriters at points, and there’d be less drama.
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Happy Birthday @DerekWatt34!!! 🎂🎂🎂
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Niecy Nash titties. That's it. That's the tweet.
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I wonder what dude was the final straw 😭
Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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I love cheese so much
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Replying to @AirTarig
Has Raven ever talked about going to therapy?
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Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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Replying to @Kaneki_JanD
Here he is all alone because Andy ass still on the floor 😭😭😭😭
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NGL... the camera panning back and him still being on the floor takes me o it every time and then he just pops back up 😂😂😂😂
Five years later and this shit STILL cracks me up. You and Andy did that 😂 @BrunoMars
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Bring back cocaine r&b 🤣
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I love ridiculous people 😂 the talent is just the icing in the cake
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We need one more silk sonic album
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Queimavam bruxas, mas de alguma forma ainda discutimos o que fazer com pedófilos
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“We’re the dancers” takes me out every single time! 😂
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg really thought they were part of Destiny’s Child 😭🤣
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she beat the brakes off him im cryingg 😭😭😭
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Replying to @thatcyberles
The black face scene had me fried asf. She literally just snaps
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LOIS BE SO SICK OF HIS SHIT LMAO
ok so you wanna party or what
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Why do washers and dryers get a cool jingle but microwaves still have the Chernobyl radiation alert chime?
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27 years ago today, Destiny's Child released ‘Say My Name.’
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