Marry the ass, buy her the tits
Shakedown Street
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Imagine paying damn near a quarter of a million dollars in college tuition just for your daughter to decide to become a hairdresser postgrad
Chooch Nutsack retweeted
Arch,
They said you suck.
They said you’re overrated.
They said you’re the worst Manning.
Prove them wrong, 16.
You can’t run now, TriniNigger. #ArchManning
Boob veins #nice
Chooch Nutsack retweeted
all jokes and criticism's of shane's monologue aside, can we all agree, looking at the outline of a girl's pussy lips in gym shorts is pretty great?
staring at a nice ass where the gym shorts are riding up the cheeks into the crack is incredible...
...imagining what their asshole must look like as it puckers and loosens, just before they defecate... fuck i'm hard as the rock, dwayne johnson, and angry that misogyny still exists.
#ProtectWomen
Wow this is so bigoted and sexist. I think women should wear even less to gym in protest.
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"
he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"
here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."
