he wanna fuck on this freaky cracker chick bodyy

last walrus pics #lovehim

bf n i ate lunch at a park behind roscoe’s

WALRUSES DO NOT CRY

he loves me even when i’m dressed as a flesh walrus

going to an a24 themed party i can’t wait to be the funniest person there

one time i went to my buddy’s free yard sale and he handed me a copy of margaret thatcher’s path to power n i was like “wtf am i gonna do w this” and then one of the legs on our porch table started disintegrating and i did what must be done #thankyoumargaretthatcher

extremely hungover and i have to go socialize w my bfs entire family later

me n my baby hammered outside a jets pizza last weekend

sometimes my bf will be like omg babe check this out and it’s always something like this

tried to take a big gulp of water while lying in bed and then immediately choked on it and spit it all over myself