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Chris Floyd

@chrisfloyd

I'm handsome, I'm witty and I'm also very tall.

 Gainesville, FL
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Joined April 2008
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There are less than 10 tickets available for tonight's show. Better get them now! The world is crazy right now. Live for today! See you there at Heartwood! vist.ly/45sbu
Big Sky | Heartwood Soundstage

Big Sky | Heartwood Soundstage

Big Sky, Jordan Burchel

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The future is horrifying. AI might be able to animate this picture but it can't reproduce a live rock show. Yet. Buy your tickets NOW bc it's going to sell out. vist.ly/45niv
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There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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Image from Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds)
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#NXTgainesville
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Giveaway: Madame Web Signed Poster for the Sony Superhero Movie RT to enter. Full details below: comingsoon.net/movies/news/1…
Madame Web Signed Poster Giveaway for the Sony Superhero Movie

Madame Web Signed Poster Giveaway for the Sony Superhero Movie

ComingSoon is holding a Madame Web signed poster giveaway to celebrate the Marvel and Sony superhero movie's digital release.

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Chris Floyd retweeted
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@dril15 Feb 2017
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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So now apparently you can't DM brands on here when you have problems unless 1) they follow you or 2) you get verified. That was one great way to get customer support and now makes leaving that much easier.
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My 77” TV from LG had already stopped working after less than 3 years. Closest authorized service center is 70 miles away. No more warrantee. @LGUS what do i do? This video was right before it died. Help?
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BBBGooder@pcrbbbnyc21 Jan 2023
Replying to @healthbyjames
URGENT— Harry, 51, a used car salesman was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine by the Ford Motor Company, 3 days later he cannot drive, followed by the severe convulsions shown here.
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Replying to @Utah_Football
@Utah_Football this didn’t age well #GoGators
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Here’s Prince with some words of wisdom about the internet in 1999. We should’ve fucking listened to him.
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Not only was Captain James T. Kirk not a racist, he’d just walk on a planet and start fucking chicks without even knowing their species.
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A small kid is afraid of an air raid siren and tries to hide in the arms of his dad. How can this be forgiven?
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The price of electricity in Ireland has risen by 91% in the last year, with food costs also skyrocketing in Ireland's cost of living crisis. (THREAD) 🧵
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If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
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I just scored 824,626 on Guns & Roses Not In This Lifetime #pinball machine by @JJPinball 00014-2 via @gnr_pinball
I just scored 677,059 on Guns & Roses Not In This Lifetime #pinball machine by @JJPinball 00009-1 via @gnr_pinball
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