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Chris Goering

@chrisgoering

Go back to Canada, Iowa | they/she/he (any pronouns)

Joined August 2010
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Only an absolute FOOL would pin a tweet to their profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ClickHole
@ClickHole15 Jul 2024
Someone Made A Tribute To Chris Christie Set To The Fray’s ‘Over My Head (Cable Car)’ And It’s Absolutely Perfect
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Cinema Gems@CINEMAGEMS16 Jun 2024
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
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Letterboxd
@letterboxd16 Jun 2024
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I had a dream last night that Nebraska football replaced the typical tunnel walk song with the George Lopez theme song
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I have passed up every one of those “Post ______ or 5 years of bad luck” story stickers on Instagram. I am stockpiling years of bad luck. I’m sitting on three lifetimes of bad luck right now
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LEGO
@LEGO_Group3 Jun 2024
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abby@sourlittleme9 May 2024
happy may thy 9th chip and shatter
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Waiter: have you two gotten the chance to look over the menu? Me: no, I’ve been quoting vines to my wife for the past 10 minutes
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It’s insane how beautiful life can be
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Cole Adams
@coleadamss18 Mar 2024
The European mind could not comprehend this image
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fart@weezersredalbum11 Mar 2024
telling someone you like weezer unironically
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@beyoncegarden5 Jan 2024
name something harder than this😭
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Just a glimpse through my eyes of this messed up reality of mine
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*Negotiating a deal with me and 49 of my closest friends* "I see this as a win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win"
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Trying to decide which one of my beloved family members will get my McDonald’s rewards points when I die
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Someone’s life is gonna be made with the nest egg I’m sitting on 🤑
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I love when recipes say it’ll only take 30 minutes to make and then step 3 is like “now add in the pork that has been slow cooking for 8 hours”
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Jay Cuda
@JayCuda24 Oct 2023
ohtani could shock the world by signing with the indianapolos colts
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I want my baseball walk up song to be the Save Big Money at Menards song
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Twitter needs to know I am an absolute god at basketball
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