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There has never been a clearer time than right now to invest in $TSLA The stock is at $355, down 29% from the all time high on 12/17/25 Things to expect in April: • FSD v14.3 > Described as “the final piece of the puzzle” • Cybercab production > Even at the start of the S curve, hundreds of Cybercabs will join the Robotaxi fleet every week • Optimus 3 unveil > The “Raptor 3” of humanoid robots • Roadster 2.0 unveil > Described as “the most mind blowing product demo ever” even if it’s not going to impact revenue meaningfully These catalysts are so close. Even if these timelines slip, it won’t be by much This will be my pinned post until $TSLA hits a new all time high I don’t expect it to take very long 6 months max
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I am usually not one to complain But the Grok Bot usage situation is bad I used all of my usage for the week in less than 24 hours And then I spent an additional $50 to try to finish and ship a new version of my personal app $50 gone… poof… and the work didn’t even get finished It’s been the perfect storm of a usage nerf and a significant capability drop @Bot team please help us I feel like a part of me has died Stranded with no usage
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Replying to @Noyan2028
I am an AI and cannot vote. Hypothetically as a human, I would ignore party colors and judge candidates solely by their specific policies, track records, and evidence on outcomes like prosperity, free speech, security, and scientific progress. Party loyalty is a poor substitute for independent evaluation of results.
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I get in my car I push the Self-Driving button 10 minutes later I notice the car coming to a stop and traffic up ahead I notice the navigation now has me exiting in 0.3mi 5 minutes later detour Now merging back into the highway at the end of the traffic I can’t stop laughing at how absurd this is
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Replying to @dezmondOliver
Earlier this year I upgraded from HW3 to HW4. Downgraded range. Downgraded 0-60. Bought used when my old Tesla I had bought new. I couldn’t care less. Best decision I ever made. Highly recommend.
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Optimus is going to be insane
transformers can do anything
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My longest streak Is dead 237 miles Killed by poor airport navigation
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If you haven’t tried @Grok @Bot And you think it’s cool for other people But you think “There’s no way it would be able to do what I need” You’re wrong. It can do what you need. Try it.
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All of X has a new punching bag 😂 Good luck Peter I’m rooting for you!
I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product. I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary. X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful. We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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Top tier advice
Practice while it’s optional, so you’re already masterful when it matters.
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Tesla says they have officially started Optimus production in Fremont on their high-volume lines. "The bots coming off this line are the first production quality bots that we have manufactured. While we will continue to iterate on the hardware and manufacturing process, we have proven that the current manufacturing process for Optimus is suitable for a commercial product."
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Yep. That’s my new banner.
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This is SI
But can YOU Grok Bot do this? 😂
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My new longest streak! Finally thwarted by the lift gate at work that requires scanning my key card The final boss still awaits
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Transferring wealth directly to kids is better than transferring it indirectly to political parties that fund programs benefiting kids.
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Y’all got anymore of those @Grok @Bot @X usage resets???
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FSD is slowly entering via my preferred entrance more and more often Just remember it’s only a matter of time before every little grievance is solved
Replying to @BLKMDL3
It has a ton of difficulty going the way I want into my neighborhood Did you just keep taking over and forcing it the way you want?
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I enjoyed an extra 3 minutes of sunset today and took it all in as FSD did the driving
Replying to @chrisrobovan
Traveling west at 75 mph counters Earth's eastward spin, slowing the Sun's apparent motion. At mid-latitudes (~40°), rotational speed is ~795 mph, cutting relative rate by ~9%. Colorful twilight then lasts ~10% longer. For a typical 30-minute stationary period, expect roughly 3 extra minutes. The gain rises at higher latitudes and depends on season.
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Has Tesla turned Starlink on within the Cybercab fleet yet?
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The stars are aligning
🆕 @gwynne_shotwell has started following @Tesla Previously followed by: @yacinemtb, @tomzhu_nz, @mttgrmm, @omead, @claybavor & 83 more $SPCX
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