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Forest Green Rovers have disbanded their women’s team for the 2026-27 season so that they can “concentrate their resources” on trying to return their men’s team to the English Football League. Their women's team only lost one league match last season. theguardian.com/football/202…
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I hope that the club will heed these words and take Chris up on his offer of a meeting. If ever our fine club needed to reconsider such an ill-judged decision, this is the time!
This is a disasterous take for a club that prides itself on social justice. Its a terrible take for a family club who should pride itself on inclusivity. @DaneVince i will happily offer my time to find a way of making @FGRFC_Women continue - up for a meeting?
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Want one of these warm-up tops?🤩 Repost and follow @candriam to be in with a chance of winning this week's giveaway!👇 #WeAreFGR💚
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HE'S DONE IT!!!! MARK CAVENDISH TAKES A RECORD BREAKING 35TH TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE VICTORY 🇮🇲🚀 #TDF2024
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RT and follow @candriam to be in with a chance of winning this week's warm-up shirt!🤩 Good luck!🤞 #WeAreFGR💚
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ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN ONE OF THESE!🙌 Give @candriam a follow and RT this post for your chance to win one of our dazzling @UmbroUK warm-up shirts!😮‍💨 Last weekend's winner = @BoudJoshua!👏 #WeAreFGR💚
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Calling all @FGRFC_Official fans! 👋 Rich is looking for supporters to give their thoughts on sustainability in football 🌍⚽️ Please fill out the short survey 👇 #WeAreFGR @AlfieRJourno @achrislatham @rach_twinning
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WIN, WIN, WIN!🏆 All you need to do is RT this post and follow @candriam for your chance to win one of these warm-up shirts.👇 Congratulations to last week's winner, @jones8765.👏 #WeAreFGR💚
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Your last chance to win one of these in 2023!🤞 RT this post and follow @candriam for your chance to win one of these warm-up shirts!🔁 Congratulations to Boxing Day's winner, @Stueyleeatfgr !👏 #WeAreFGR💚
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Fancy a late Christmas present?🎁 RT this post and follow @candriam for your chance to win one of our warm-up shirts!🔁 The winner last time out was @thesimongardner!👏 #WeAreFGR💚
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If you RT this post and follow @candriam - one of these warm-up shirts could rock up at your doorstep in time for Christmas!🎁 Good luck!🤞 #WeAreFGR💚
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Still yet to get your hands on one of these shirts?🙌 Here's another chance! RT this post and follow @candriam for your opportunity to win!🔁 @MrLoftusCheeky was the winner last time out!👏 #WeAreFGR💚
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✂️📃🪨 for @kyracooneyx's jersey! #Matildas #AUSvIRN #WAtheDreamState
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𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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Finally reunited, @seanbaker87🥰 #WeAreFGR💚
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Feeling lucky?👀 RT this post and follow @candriam for your chance to win one of these warm-up shirts!👇 Good luck!🤞 #WeAreFGR💚
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💚My girl. Always happy & smiling win or lose. She Feels privileged, not entitled that the players take time to chat to her, even after losses like yesterday. @FGRFC_Official always getting it right off the pitch regardless of results on the pitch! #herclub #herteam #WeAreFGR – at South West, England
Not a great result tonight but got to meet a couple more of our new guys 💚 @FankDabo #alfie Lovely to have a chat with @ReeceBrown_ good to see you back on the pitch 💚 #WeAreFGR
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We've just published an updated @FGRFC_Women page on our website, attempting to chronicle some the teams rich history. From playing Spurs to Cup Success - why not take a read? If you have anything to help add more details then please get in touch! fgrsc.com/fgr-women/
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Our @FIFAWWC final will take place at Stadium Australia in Sydney / Wangal. 🏟 We acknowledge the Wangal as the first Custodians of the land, air and water where Stadium Australia is situated today, and we pay our respect to their Elders past, present and emerging.
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