(she/her) could be greta thunberg's bestie • settler • ⚽️❤️ • camper & hiker • urbanophile • mostly misanthropic xennial pollo-pesca

Treaty 1 Territory
Joined January 2009
"these edibles aint shit" me 45 minutes later:
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A message from Emily, Dustin, and the Byfuglien family to you, Winnipeg 💙 I’ve been trying to find the right words to describe what this weekend meant to our family, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to do it justice. Winnipeg, you gave us something this weekend that I didn’t realize how much I needed. A goodbye we never really got to have. The way our chapter in Winnipeg ended wasn’t how any of us imagined it would. There were a lot of emotions, a lot left unsaid, and a goodbye that never really happened. For years, I’ve carried a little sadness about that. Not because of the hockey, but because of the people. Because Winnipeg was never just about hockey to us. It was a city that embraced our family, watched our children grow, celebrated with us, and stood behind us through so many incredible years. The friendships, the memories, the familiar faces in the stands, and the kindness we experienced are things I will carry with me for the rest of my life. Coming back this weekend and feeling that same love after all these years was overwhelming in the most beautiful way. Every hug, every kind word, every person who stopped us to share a memory or simply say hello reminded me just how special this city and its people truly are. I know the ending was complicated. I know there were feelings on all sides. But this weekend reminded me that sometimes the love and memories you leave behind are bigger than the way a chapter ends. And maybe that’s what made this weekend so emotional. We finally got to feel the goodbye we missed, and it was more beautiful than I could have imagined. To the fans who loved and supported our family for all those years, and who welcomed us back like no time had passed, thank you. You gave us more than you probably realize. Winnipeg will always hold a piece of my heart. Not because of the games, the wins, or the hockey, but because of the people who made it feel like home. Some chapters don’t end the way we hoped. But sometimes, if we’re lucky, we get one more moment to remember just how beautiful they were. Thank you, Winnipeg. For all of it. Xo
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Keep this story circulating. Kushner will be prosecuted.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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parkour
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Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Could you imagine any other president in the history of ever saying, "I dont give a damn" about people suffering from high gas prices? Honestly, how is this guy's approval rating anything but zero?
🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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of course Jared Kushner is corrupt and slimy. look at his gross little face ew
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Kushner also failed to disclose himself as an agent of a foreign government, having been paid nearly $2 billion in total by foreign leaders. trib.al/iVl4J9l
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This guy is going to win an oscar
nathan fielder in a try not to laugh challenge
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What a wonderful celebration of hockey 🍁
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como me siento cuando me maquillo el grano que me salió ayer
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It’s speeding up! Any day now he’s gonna hit a woman.
Trump snaps at woman reporter: "Get that light out of my face"
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability
unpopular opinion:
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This is the kind of shit parents need to worry about now
Parents panic after teen son vanishes from home - and they find out he spent $7K at Clavicular's 'Camp Looksmax' trib.al/wJ8EMEt
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we need a slur for slow walkers
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