I'm a comedian and prophet of the working classes.
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Today’s dad’s birthday. I miss him and our mam. Sometimes, I think I don’t miss them and then, I’ll hear a song or something will jolt a memory, and then, they’re both back there, at the forefront of my mind, and I realise that I never stop missing them and they’re never far away
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To all the members of my family, who fought in defence of this nation, and who all came home, I will remember you…
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If anyone who follows me in the Yorkshire area wants to come to the semi final of the British Comedian of The Year that I’m taking part in this Thursday, here’s a link to the tickets…
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I’ve known this lad for fifty one years since dormo school. He’s the craziest mother fucker I’ve ever met, and yet, he says the same about me! Love you Gaz Lance, my life is all the better for having you be a part of it…
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christopher mcglade retweeted
The uncomfortable truth about electric cars…🚙
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I’ve just made a cuppa tea, and when I poured the milk, it came out of the bottle in one lump.
Ahhh well…
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Fat, tub of lard, privileged cunt, with man tits, who’d shit his pants having crossed words with someone complaining about the out of date beer he’s serving, let alone facing someone trying to kill him in defence of his country. What an absolute fucking wanker…
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This…
I don’t want to post the video. You’ve all seen it. But I do want to write a love letter…
Dear everyone in Britain, ( even you illegals)
Just so you understand. The poppy is for the boys who never got to grow old. For the boys who were still somebody’s baby, brother, uncle or father. More than 600,000 of them.
It doesn’t matter if you support war, hate your country, think you are a woman (even though you are a man). It doesn’t matter which God you pray to, or if you pray to none at all.
It doesn’t matter who you vote for, what climate narrative you believe, or whether you believe Israel should exist or not!
The poppy isn’t for you!
It’s for those who came before. Those who fought for your right to be weird, annoying or even foreign.
The poppy is how we say thank you. Thank you for giving us time, peace and choice.
And attempting to ban our poppy by declaring it politically divisive isn’t a move towards freedom. It is an act of suppression. Understand that.
The poppy is about love and loss. For you!
So stick your rainbow flags and every other flag where the sun doesn’t shine and just wear your poppy. Those boys did not die as symbols. They died for you!
Did you know that poppies grew across the battlefields where so many fell? As though even the land refused to forget the blood once given to defend it.
So the poppy is for them. For those who came before us and paid in youth, in hope, in breath, in blood, so that we might have the freedom to be arseholes.
So that we might even have the freedom to fight over the ridiculous, the inconsequential and the insane.
Revere it, celebrate it and wear it. The very least you can do is that.
Best
The ordinary people.
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christopher mcglade retweeted
Dawn Butler makes a powerful point about inherited debts being owed by the modern generation. I'd like to thank her for this.
It today's terms freeing the slaves cost around £17Billion (using GDP values) on top of which Royal Navy deployments for the 60 years or so they were active in hunting down the slaves ships and disrupting the slave trade cost the UK another £30Billion to £50Billion at today's value (again using GDP values).
Using the figures above we get a sum of between £47Billion and £67Billion that Black Britains and Black people from the former Empire owe the UK Treasury. And this is before any calculation is considered for the compensation to the families of the 17,000 sailors who died on these operations.
Having explained so cogently why this sum should be paid I look forward to @DawnButlerBrent's suggestions as to a payment plan.
How about the people who were made slaves by African slave traders, the Ottoman Empire, the Roman Empire, the Egyptians, are they due reparations too?
Daft cunt…
Be a small town politician.
A child puts bunny ears on your photo and comments on how you dress.
So mad you report it to the police.
Cops show up at the child's house.
Causes international outrage.
Now the bunny pic is in the New York Post.
And your Google results are just rabbit ears forever.
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Arresting a 15 year old boy, because he edited a photo to make a politician look like a rabbit, shows, that there is no freedom in this country anymore. We should all fight this, left and right, with all of our might…
christopher mcglade retweeted
Fuck off. Just fuck off with this brainless shit
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Glasgow's Kelvingrove Museum has removed Egyptian mummies from display because there was no 'informed consent from the deceased individual'👇
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