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I'm a Park Ranger. I’m a teacher. Aaaand I'm a Royals fan.

Yellowstone National Park
Joined November 2011
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We're kicking off the last day of #RoyalsFanAppreciation with a SIGNED @TheRealHos35 jersey. RT to enter & 👀 out for more prizes tonight!
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Everybody wants to be a part of #GordoNation! RT for your chance to win a Gordo prize pack, including a signed ball. #RoyalsFanAppreciation
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We're so excited for #OpeningDay, we've decided to give some of these away. RT this for your chance to win! #CapsOn
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Chris Rast retweeted
Don Jr. just read through his speech tomorrow and crossed out the part about the difficulties he had growing up as an African American.
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22 million emails deleted by the Bush/Cheney White House. Now please forget you read this and be outraged at Hillary Clinton. - your media.
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This photoshopped Sports Illustrated cover for the Mets is now perfect. royalsreview.com/2016/3/23/1…
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I've got a bunch of signed copies of The Arm that I'd like to send to coaches and parents. RT this to enter.
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In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.
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Records since beginning of last year: #Tigers 109-83, #Royals 107-84. One-run game tonight. Excellent race ahead.
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Here's one truth: Jeff Samardzija should get the longest suspension of everyone involved in the brawl. Actively sought out Cain to fight.
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Look, the Royals need to stop fighting everyone. But I've rooted for likable teams that sucked. Rooting for redasses that win is WAY better.
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Escobar better not be seriously hurt. I prefer the old days when opponents tried to hurt Royals players simply by throwing at them.
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As expected, Royals decline the $12.5M option for 2015 on Billy Butler.
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Helpful reminder: isitchristmas.com
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Since the movie Dr. No was released in 1962, the character of James Bond has killed 150 men and slept with 44 women in the James Bond series
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I say Paul Ryan is more than just a bold choice--he's also an italic one. Man, do I love talking about fonts! Which reminds me: Arial.
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Ryan has everything you'd want in a VP pick: a face, the ability to stand, a rudimentary understanding of object permanence, everything!
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Hey girl, you're too hot to need a Pell Grant! Work that pole!
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A little pep talk from piglet and eeyore #braverstrongersmarter instagr.am/p/N-U8gbyrNK/
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