Chuck Rando

I remember every movie I see like freaking amazing!

Up until now, I haven't been attracted to dudes, but today is not the first day.

Basically, I can't talk to this guy anymore because I've seen the inside of her asshole.

If you filled a fire extinguisher with confetti, would it be a fire enhancer?

Do you think Siracha flavored condoms could ever be a thing?

Doesn't it make sense for a gay man to be called a moose instead of a bear since a moose is horny...

I can't wait for the day when I can walk down the street & someone says "you want to hit this?" & I say "no."

Do you think Hilary Clinton always wears a strap-on? Not that she ever uses it, but just has it there.

Is it prostitution if you stand on a corner & shout 🎶 Take me home tonight! 🎶?

I want to write "The people's elbow" on a rock & throw it at people.

I wonder why you never see some animals as spirit animals. My spirit animal is a mollusk.

Do you think Siracha flavored condoms could ever be a thing?

While we're waiting, where exactly is the bladder located?

I would really like to see a celebrity sincerely endorse a unicycle

Do you think Ozzy Osborne would be as popular if his name was Fozzy Bear?