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did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion

Joined April 2013
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This is the most Friday the 13th, ever
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
In case you heard otherwise, there is no radar outage and radar.weather.gov is fully operational! Outdated content from isolated webpages stating otherwise has been circulating, but NWS radars are operating normally.
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
baby’s first snow
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
“clichês são chatos” eu quando ocorre um crime em uma mansão remota durante uma noite tempestuosa e o assassino só pode estar entre os convidados do rolê
“clichês são chatos” eu quando eles começam a se apaixonar de verdade durante o namoro falso
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
How much money I just spent is between me and god and Taylor Swift holy shit
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getting ready for the holiday drop
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
100% this. Chuck Schumer expected to be coronated as Majority Leader after barely doing anything to stop Trump the last two years. He is not owed the position, and Van Hollen knows that the voters want change
If Van Hollen loses I still think it was important that someone publicly ran against Schumer. The audacity of him thinking he had the right to run unopposed for senate majority leader after not doing nearly enough to earn this victory is insane.
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
whispering: guys... i think this is going to fucking work...
This is a message for @realDonaldTrump. Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
i always feel bad that younger generations don't have this kind of like, ambient exposure to old art. like, you pretty much never have to watch, read, look at, or listen to anything you didn't choose now, and kids probably aren't choosing 40+ year old stuff.
I need y'all to remember that Millennials were growing up in a time where reruns were HEAVILY still a thing. We were consuming media from as early as the 30s. Movies, television, music. Definitely cartoons. And loving it all. "What y'all know about this?" LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
Scott Colom will become Mississippi's first Black senator since 1881. The last Black senator from Mississippi was Blanche K. Bruce, who held office during the Reconstruction era 145 years ago.
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Companies used to make the same product for years at a time. Like, if there was a t shirt/cami/sock/underwear/etc. style you liked, you could go back and buy the same exact style five years later. Now everything is different every six fucking months
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
This has to be the most aggressive daylight savings in history. 4:45 PM hits and I am genuinely fighting for my life to stay conscious
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
Hello, DC. Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
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that’s MY democratic senate majority
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
ON THEY FUCKING NECK BITCH 🗣️
BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Sarah McBride just flipped the script and left MAGA Rep. Keith Self speechless after he intentionally misgendered her. This is amazing.
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
First day 😀
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed photographed walking to orientation. He’s the first Muslim ever elected to the U.S. Senate.
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down 😂 #KeepPounding
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Christina ✍🏻🧸 retweeted
It quite literally might be the singlest funniest thing that has ever happened in politics, ever.
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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