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upon the lives of all who read this, i swear i’ll have a girlfriend by the end of this year
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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NNN: *starts*
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
me: Jerks my penice and ejalates a somewhat large amount
never take a letterboxd user’s analysis on fucking anything, these people are worth less than the glass cleaner they clearly huff
custom, modular supports to help address my trigger finger and nerve compression woes, compliments of kathleen
every seam lies on double hemmed cotton, the foam is removable/adjustable, and the sleeving only uses velcro to stay attached to the mouse body
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everybody knows about Smurf
but dont forget about us!
the other DSGs
and whatever smurf needs, we'll get it done!
as long as what he needs isnt overwatch!






































