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rockstar, horse thief, brain surgeon, noob gamer extraordinaire, low tier chudscan for hanbillionaires #TLWIN #SSGWIN too ig 🙄 21 he/him

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Joined August 2024
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upon the lives of all who read this, i swear i’ll have a girlfriend by the end of this year
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We got your back, New York!
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come get your router shaken by this low elo dick
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She’s using me for faster queue times
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NNN: *starts* Nobody: Literally nobody: me: Jerks my penice and ejalates a somewhat large amount
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we all parasocial with @njbravv
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vampire anran sketch
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you’re too good a tweeter to throw it all away @kludotcom
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Project Hail Mary is all written exactly like this. It is mortifying.
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this doesn’t make much sense, huh
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never take a letterboxd user’s analysis on fucking anything, these people are worth less than the glass cleaner they clearly huff
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custom, modular supports to help address my trigger finger and nerve compression woes, compliments of kathleen every seam lies on double hemmed cotton, the foam is removable/adjustable, and the sleeving only uses velcro to stay attached to the mouse body
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everybody knows about Smurf but dont forget about us! the other DSGs and whatever smurf needs, we'll get it done! as long as what he needs isnt overwatch!
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im using klarna for a rapidgator subscription
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it’s also fascinating to me that each and every machine has this documented history
kathleen says hello she’s aged rather gracefully these past seventy five years, but i’ve had a hand in that
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kathleen says hello she’s aged rather gracefully these past seventy five years, but i’ve had a hand in that
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all i’ve got, but it doesn’t even begin to tell the whole story
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