Flavio Bolsonaro, I hear you have never worked a day in your life. Now that Brazil is working to freeze your assets, it appears you now seek to be a leech on the American taxpayer’s dime. That won’t fly here. You see, there’s an election here in a few days, and just like you, the right-wing traitors will see a historic defeat. I feel very confident that Democrats will use their new mandate to defund your new luxury life here, while you await deportation, so we can spend it on more important things, like *our* health care. *Our* children deserve to go to a doctor more than your jet-setting. Then, for the first time ever, you will have to get a job, but if we Americans have it our way, no one will hire you. Your dad’s Trump and Rubio’s grift of the American taxpayer is coming to an end real soon! Your deportation will follow. Enjoy!

I’ve got one for you, @ICEgov