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Joined September 2015
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they got the damn smooth filter on jake tapper. that fella is up there looking like a wax figure
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my whole life i saw self reply tweets under viral tweets that were like “it’s the dumbest tweets that go viral” and “this broke containment” and yet, here we are
all of these guys living in hershey pennsylvania in the funniest part of this
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also why tf do these weird carnies have shooters
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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all of these guys living in hershey pennsylvania in the funniest part of this
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today a guy at work was sincerely trying to say only men over 6’ should be firefighters, so i was like “that’s funny because i know for a fact one of the most decorated firemen in us history is 5’7” and he was like “how do you even know that?” and i said “because he’s my dad” lol
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nick sirianni looks like they’re not letting him sleep
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i wish i knew a single person i could send this to irl
Jason Molina Elvis: woah mama here comes midnight with-a dead moon it’s jaw
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drops of jupiter would be the worst song ever if hey soul sister didn’t exist
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is ernie johnson one of america’s handsomest bald man?
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apparently it’s not an ear infection but some kind of jaw muscle thing from chewing too much gum. i am trying to quit the nic pouches and have been gnawing like an entire pack of trident a day. what a stupid life
i have an ear infection that is so bad my jaw is swollen open but i have no insurance so im just thugging it out. it would be pretty funny if i died and this was my last post
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David Berman, man. Nothing’ll ever surpass this.
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i have an ear infection that is so bad my jaw is swollen open but i have no insurance so im just thugging it out. it would be pretty funny if i died and this was my last post
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herb power retweeted
can we be serious
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it’s not enough for a beautiful woman to love me. i also need her to be disgusted by my presence a little bit
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one of the funny parts of choosing not to have children is how comparatively silly your life becomes when your siblings get married and have kids. had to stop myself from telling my family that a certain week didn’t work for vacation “because i really want to see oasis”
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More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower
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there’s actually a regulation that all variety packs of anything must have one item that sucks. that’s why variety packs contain weird flavors and chips you’ve never heard of. it’s the law
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imagine playing 1 on 1 with lebron and hanging with him
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