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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys29 Oct 2025

I became a mom on 10/27/25 at 4:41pm. 🤍

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys12h

Oh my gawd this Vikings defense doesn’t look real 😳

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys14h

Wait I thought the bengals had the easiest schedule.

SFdata9ers🏈📊

Remaining Strength of Schedule (Weeks 10 - 18) The NFC North is an absolute bloodbath🩸

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys15h

Fan fave.

NFL UK & Ireland

Dohnte Meyers commentates on his play for Bengals in Madrid 🎙️

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys15h

I’m ready for a Dohnte Meyers tuddy I can’t lie.

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys15h

Burrow, you menace

@HaydenWinksNov 9

Justin Herbert has been the worst starting QB over the last 17 games. This season has been horrific, but so was the end of 2025, too.

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😤

The Athletic Football Show

@TA_FootballShow15h

The Cincinnati Bengals are bringing back the 2019 LSU offense this season

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys16h

Jaguars better win the bowl this year.

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys20h

Jordan Love only good because of his receivers. That’s how this goes right?

SFdata9ers🏈📊

Top Receiving Performances, Week 9 (pre-MNF) 1. Christian Watson +14.6 EPA 2. Matthew Golden +13.2 3. Ja'Marr Chase +12.8 4. Jordan Watkins +7.3 5. John Metchie III +7.1

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys20h

Sheeshhhhh getting roasted for a 2022 tweet 😭🤣

@BenjaminSolak30 Nov 2022

Replying to @BenjaminSolak

If the BENGALS are selecting first overall again? They take Burrow. If I am redrafting (as the question asked), I’m taking Herbert, bc I think a Herbert is the better player.

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys21h

lol what a loser. Still sad Joe burrow molly whopped his ass in the National championship. It’s 2026 my guy.

@ClemsonBetter23h

I see why Cincinnati Bengals fans are so insecure that Joe burrow needs to win the MVP. They’ve notice, as we’ve all noticed, that Joe burrow has only beat bad teams while padding his stats. They know they aren’t Super Bowl contenders and need the popularity contest trophy.

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys22h

Bro 😭😭 using Neuro link to connect with each other took me out.

@thebengalorianNov 9

I have ZERO beef with FALCONS fans. This shit is just to funny not to share lol

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylys23h

JOE 🥶

Replying to @NFL

@Bengals | @packers | @HoustonTexans | @FedEx

25%JOE BURROW

58%JORDAN LOVE

17%C.J. STROUD

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 9

Jessie Bates 😭

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 9

so why aren’t we talking about Justin Herbert forcing his way out of LA or being the next Andrew Luck? Or is that narrative just for Burrow?

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 9

I don’t understand the downfall of the Chargers. You can say McDaniel, but it seems to be more than that.

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 9

😘

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🖤@ItzSpider__Nov 8

He threw 3 INTs lmfao

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 9

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I swore I was in a simulation when I looked up and bro was on the field.

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 8

They got Tom Brady & Gronk in the building and they’re getting destroyed 🫠

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alyssa. 🐅@cincylysNov 8

Jordan Love making a strong MVP push too. They really thought Josh Allen was running away with it in the first half of the season 😭😂

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