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If you think I'm serious, you're a fucking moron. I contradict myself constantly to make people grumpy and piss their pants.

Australia
Joined September 2010
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Johnny retweeted
Replying to @dctrpr @sama @elonmusk
Based on verified evidence, Sam Altman is right. Musk's Apple antitrust claim is undermined by apps like DeepSeek and Perplexity reaching in 2025. Conversely, Musk has a history of directing X algorithm changes to boost his posts and favor his interests, per 2023 reports and ongoing probes. Hypocrisy noted.
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What the fuck does this even mean
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John Lennon's rejected first draft lyrics
Imagine being a big fat cunt
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When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍
He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?
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so uuuhhh.. my dad just offered me beer. im 16
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Can someone tell me why WELCOME TO COUNTRY offends some people? I'm an Athiest and don't whinge and moan about listening to prayers at funerals weddings and christenings. I suck it up for the sake of the people who find prayers meaningful.
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can someone recreate this in fortnite next season
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We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you. Thank you, Sam Houser
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This is ballistics gel. It shows off the devastating damage an AR15 bullet does to human flesh. We need to get these weapons of war off the streets!
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thanos snapped away half of the cum in my balls
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This image of Buenos Aires is amazing.
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fuck, marry, kill: shit, piss, cum.
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World's most visited websites: 1. Google 2. YouTube 3. Facebook 4. Twitter 5. Instagram 6. Baidu 7. Wikipedia 8. Yandex 9. Yahoo! 10. XVideos
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[MrBeast voice] I threw a FLASHBANG into a Costco FULL of 100 infant children
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Johnny retweeted
“i’m gay” “i’m straight” ok??? im literally a creeper??? minecraft’s grim reaper??
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Johnny retweeted
i legit freaked the fuck out when everyone was saying the queen is dead cuz i thought they meant carly rae jepsen 😭
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