Lead PHP/Laravel Engineer. I talk code, conferences, tech and the occasional show and mojito. If you're blocked, nothing personal - I'm training the algorithm.

Brighton, England
Joined August 2022
I hope whoever found my lost @AmexUK card enjoyed their free tube ride. It's crazy to me how Amex can still authorise and settle a transaction for an already-cancelled card.. 🫠
Although I managed to recover my shoe, I think the foam pit did take my credit card. Might need to phone Alanis Morissette to see if it’s ironic to lose a credit card at an event sponsored by @AmexUK 😅
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“And now for something completely different..” 😁
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I did a vox pop for NFL UK on the Bucs game last night - said I’m still at 1 out of 5 on the hope meter for the season, great that the young players are getting the job done, plus how nice it is to see Jerry Jones unhappy 😅 - will see if I make the edit.. 😂
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Although I managed to recover my shoe, I think the foam pit did take my credit card. Might need to phone Alanis Morissette to see if it’s ironic to lose a credit card at an event sponsored by @AmexUK 😅
Action shot! Those foam pits are hungry! Took me several minutes to get out and it took my shoe in the process.. 😂 #nfluk @NFLUKIRE @McCoys
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It’s weird having random Eagles fans come up and thanking you for beating the Cowboys last night. I keep saying “you’re welcome!” 🥲
Thank goodness I can wear this in public today. Was expecting to have to wear a paper bag over my head or something. Buc’ed up and ready to go for the NFL Experience at Trafalgar Square! #nfluk @NFLUKIRE
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Beautiful day in the Square, and it’s not busy at all! 🏈
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Action shot! Those foam pits are hungry! Took me several minutes to get out and it took my shoe in the process.. 😂 #nfluk @NFLUKIRE @McCoys
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Just pulled this 1/1 Platinum Card 😂 #nfluk @NFLUKIRE
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Thank goodness I can wear this in public today. Was expecting to have to wear a paper bag over my head or something. Buc’ed up and ready to go for the NFL Experience at Trafalgar Square! #nfluk @NFLUKIRE
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Up in London today for two completely different events. The first one starts in just over an hour underneath this guy.. 😁 🏈
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One hour into @BNKonFOX on @DAZN and they have yet to provide any kind of audio. It's amazing how multi-billion dollar companies can screw up the one thing they are paid to do. Last week they completely missed a whole half of the most-hyped college football game of the year... 🙃
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The recording is now publicly available! youtu.be/0-6-f94n_9M
Felienne Hermans’ keynote is one of the best things I’ve ever seen at a conference. It’s a bit of a rollercoaster, for sure, but I’ve never laughed so much and nodded along at the points being made. It is an absolute must-watch, five stars! #DDDEU
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This feels like a vibe-coded hotel room.. 🫠
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Though it still doesn’t beat San Francisco where the coffee machine lead was so short the only place you could use it was in the bathroom on top of a Gideon Bible.. 🙈🙏
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I think the locals are still upset that my office has removed a place they can bury their nuts…
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Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
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I’m free! 😂
I asked Codex to write a Playwright script that used custom user agents and now I’m apparently in OpenAI jail.. 🥲
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