Do bears feel Euphoria near/at the bottom like the bulls do close to tops?
Can't imagine shorting the corn, and definitely not here
down $3,200,000 on my $BTC short
i genuinely feel like throwing up rn
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The screenshot matches Bybit demo trading UI using virtual funds (up to $1M+ starting, unlimited top-ups) for practice with live data, not real capital. The post frames it as a genuine $3.2M personal loss.
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TLDR im way to good to roll dice and there are other equally conceited people like me
The odds of me, serious money, a suit, rolling 100 dice is zero in my life time. No serious people are going to do this, most certainly not an institution, and to think i would then diversify across 4 different providers, 400 rolls of dice.....GTFO....This is not scaleable.
It is delusional to think people investing millions of dollars are going to roll dice 100 times or anything else so stupid.
Secondly; you are a moron at this point to connect or use software or hardware to protect hundreds of millions of dollars built by companies that have never been profitable, have no revenue growth, no path to profitablity, no excess profits to reinvest in security and R&D, and zero sustainable use case or relevance, and a total incapcity to take on millions of customers to scale and service them.
At this point Self Custody is a joke, it is not sustainable, and if the only real bitcoin is self custody bitcoin with a punk-small organization is dumb and announces bitcoin's failure as an experiment.
The concept of the fascist bitcoiners, who have never run or built sustainable businesses, who are anarchist, not creators, not builders of real businesses, who in their hearts want the entire system to collapse so they the anarchists with no experience to build industries, yets pretent to be experts promoting and advertising self custody I hold 1000 bitcoin on ledger or a casa is the dumbest think I have ever heard.
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Anyone that says self custody is dead “is a fucking moron” like @BritishHodl would say
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The idea that @COLDCARDwallet hurt its users before that ridiculous Ballet wallet does is just a timeline I didn’t expect
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For those who missed it
Replying to @epic_curious
Multi vendor, multisig, keys not generated by device I think they have a place, but single vendor keys generated on single device, might as well just send funds to SBF
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It ain't capitulation until @CandleHater documents it in a thread #bitcoin
this is why tokenisation of real world assets is also regarded
holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer
- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded
- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit
- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max
- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges
hyperstitions.
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We are in the "fuck it we tried" bit of showing friends and family the lifeboat.
I'm hoping we (I) find a second wind for their sake...
#bitcoin
Yo that @jackmallers
$XXI may be entering the market, but comparing them to @Strategy is like comparing a sprinter to a freight train.
Here’s why:
1. Bitcoin Holdings Lead:
Strategy currently holds 600,000+ more BTC than $XXI. That lead is an irreversible advantage in a fixed-supply asset.
2. Operational Track Record:
Over the past 5 years, Strategy has survived multiple market downturns, consistently demonstrating operational efficiency, risk management, and investor trust.
3. Financial Strength & Investor Confidence:
-Balance Sheet: $59B in BTC
-Cash Reserves: $1.4B
-Preferred Offerings: $STRK, $STRF, $STRD, $STRC, $STRE (international reach)
4. Mathematical Proof – Company Power Index (CPI):
CPI = Bitcoin Holdings × Bitcoin Monetization Multiplier (BMM)
Where:
-Bitcoin Holdings = total BTC on the balance sheet
-BMM = Market Cap ÷ Bitcoin Holdings
A company with more BTC always has a higher CPI, at every future price level. Strategy dominates.
5. Irreversible Lead Formula:
Because Bitcoin supply is fixed:
Max BTC Supply = 21,000,000
If Company A acquires a massive portion early, Company B cannot catch up without:
Catch Up Cost = (BTC_A - BTC_B) × Current Price × Market Impact Premium
As BTC price rises: Catch Up Cost → infinity
Meaning: the lead becomes permanent.
6. Global Strategy & Market Timing:
With banks and potentially nations entering the space, early dominance matters more than ever. Strategy’s lead is not only operational and financial….it’s mathematically unassailable.
Conclusion:
$XXI entering the stock exchange may make headlines, but @Strategy is already miles ahead in BTC, in operational efficiency, in global presence, and in investor trust. There is no “catch up” possible.
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You know i like that @RealJimChanos fella, he doesn't seem like an arrogant dick, executed a plan and won this round, good on him
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That Dave Collum coin stories pod was so painful to listen too, haven't heard such dumb questions since 2017. The Hubris
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didn't Roger Ver et al want to fire core back in the 2017 blocksize wars?
I see a lot of *fire core* posts and I wonder if they haven't just found another way to do it
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Will Zuckerberg get double life sentences for creating the new silk road?
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