Celeste Kelley

What's a book you've read up to three times?

So i have been rereading The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho and i wont stop thinfking about this part “And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.”

fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen

someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw

I’m watching pretty little liars for the first time, why the fuck are they dressed in business casual for highschool everyday.

Companies always give away coffee tumblers as promo gifts. Nobody needs another tumbler. Everybody has too many. What businesses should be giving away is chip clips. Everybody needs an extra chip clip. This is an important tweet.

Just popping back in to say that my book about a trans teen being stalked by their pre-transition doppelganger sold to a Big Five at auction! Deadname is gonna haunt your dreams 🫀🪡

wanting anything is a humiliation ritual

hey wanna check out this new brunch spot that isnt near where any of us live? they don’t take reservations but if we get there by 8 we should be able to get a table in around 3 hours.they won’t seat us unless all 11 of us are there so we can all wait together. French toast is $65

Once y’all die and become ancestors, what do you want your descendants to put on the altar for you?

do u guys read multiple books at once

Still one of the greatest tv shows ever and to think, nobody wanted to greenlight it!