Theme park enthusiast @Patriots fan, software developer, full of useless movie date trivia, opinions are my own

Velocicoaster
Joined August 2010
Overcompensate. The first from our new album Clancy.
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Tom Brady is the only NFL player equipped with the spiky shell from Mario Kart
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Retweeted DHH (@dhh): The solution to a big mess of code isn’t a big rewrite but changing your programming habits, so every small change turns the tide and leaves the codebase better every time. “Everyone has to do the dishes” - @sarahmei #RailsConf
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You know your league has an issue when Jesse James gets robbed.
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NYG WR Brandon Marshall had a bad game tonight DEN LB Brandon Marshall is taking on the misguided haters
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He's on the run! Catch #BabyGroot in #GotGVol2, now playing.
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The @tech_done_right newsletter is going out as soon as I finish typing the end bit and coax MailChimp. Subscribe at techdoneright.io/newsletter
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My slides from @railsconf. The Arcane Art of Error Handling. Thanks for coming everyone! #railsconf @procoreeng docs.google.com/presentation…
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Thanks to the attendees! That was fun. Here are links to my slides from "Outside the Web Box" slides.com/danielleadams/out… #railsconf – at Phoenix, AZ
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Nice start to the weekend,In good company with @RailsBridgeTri #rbtworksho2017 #rubyonrails
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Saying static typing makes tests obsolete is somewhat like saying "the only exception that ever occurs in production is NoMethodError".
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That one time TB12 was my lead blocker 😂😂 #Classic
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As Grunkle Stan always says, "A sibling is like a friend who you can always steal a compatible kidney from" Happy #NationalSiblingsDay! – at Los Angeles, CA
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So..... "I'm hearing you" is code for "I don't care, but I want this conversation to be over" right?
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TJ Ward earns a “C’mon Man!” for flexing at Julian Edelman after committing an unnecessary roughness penalty. Oh, and he was losing 16-3
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On repeat until the game starts...#MNF xitter.cf/OnlyInBOS/status/64144…
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That #MNF feeling 🏈🏈🏈
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How they ‘dreamed it all up again’. @U2’s Achtung Baby, released #onthisday in 1991
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Save the date: @AllThingsOpen is October 22-24, 2017 in Raleigh, NC #ATO2016