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Had a premonition that we are about to start living through the "end of a's" and I don't know if that's just my gift being n sshole or wht
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but meatballs don’t just go rolling out doors all by themselves.
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*Social media break for a month*
*back for 8 hours*
"Sick of this place. I need a break!"
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Exoskeletons are great for the "jump right before the runaway elevator crashes at the bottom" trick, not so great for the "endless handkerchiefs coming out of the umbilical cord when a magician is born" procedure
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Replaced all the meds with the acorns that fall on me and what do you know. Level-headed from so many bonkings, ready for winter.
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Scrambling, as letters do, for a message in the near ordinary of the larynx. I wish for it to gonna go like this [Delibes' Lakmé], but it will most certainly be pulled off in those exquisite ones like this [Roger Miller's just about anything].
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I'm not saying I'm neurotic but my pillows have to go into the pillowcase tag first or I will literally die
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Welcome to your 50s, you don’t even remember what you were going to post that was hilarious five minutes ago.
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We all become caricatures of ourselves is the best way to put it. If I was a cartoon of myself I'd be lampooning a t-bone steak in pasquinade right about now.











