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Um @USPSHelp I understand it’s hot, but when did you all start leaving packages on the sidewalk instead of the front door? That’s begging for things to be stolen.

Hey @FedExHelp I’ve tried two different ways to start a claim for a missing package but both have said there was an error. Then started a chat and that also errored out. I had a vacation hold so this package shouldn’t have been delivered when you say it was. Where is my package?

Hey @ProFlowers I’ve unsubscribed and keep getting emails. When I try to unsubscribe it tells me I’m already unsubscribed. How do I stop this or I’m reporting you to the FTC

Hey @amazon you sent me a used sharps container filled with someone else’s biohazard waste and your team is telling me this is my problem to solve. Really? Fix it. I’m shaking I’m so angry.

@FedExHelp I have a hold on my address yet you delivered a package today. Why does this happen? What is the point of holding? If it gets stolen off my porch that’s on you.

@ADT you are the absolute worst trash of a company I’ve ever experienced. You’ve wasted nearly 5 hours of my time this week and after 90 min of being transferred to 8 people you hang up on me? I’m furious. And I’m paying for a service that isn’t working #customerservicefail

The last time I was up past 1 am was on my flight over. Why am I still up?! Ugh

Day trip from Paris, can driver has the music on very low but I’m in the back, definitely playing Regulator and it’s taking every part of me to not sing along

This was an unsportsmanlike move by Djoko, proving he’s the a$$hat I knew he was. Ben did nothing but give 100% the whole match, never giving up or in.

This kid is the new Andy Roddick and I am here for it.

I just really wish I were in London, but wooohoooo Happer!!!

Reasons I will be single forever: when I exchange numbers with someone and realize they are an android user, I want to run away immediately. They could be my soul mate, still don’t trust them 😂

Every time I see a DoorDash ad, I think about the time my food had been picked up & the driver stayed in same spot for the next 2+ hrs. After 90 min I got someone on the phone, they told me my driver had been arrested. Seriously. I’m fairly certain I live tweeted it 😂

Why do headaches go from “hi, it’s me, the start of a headache” to “ugh, my headache he is making me nauseated” in like 37 min?

Dear ma’am on the news whining about lightning delaying the TSwift concert last night: no. Just no. Take your whining back to your own state. It’s storm season and an open air stadium. You agreed to the risks when tou bought the tickets.

Is a mix of French and Spanish a thing because I am just killing mixing Spanish and French while trying to learn French 😂

Sometimes, it’s the things you expect the least that bring you little moments of joy 💕

@WKRN @neilorne @NikkiBurdine @megtomwx You all did an incredible job yesterday and today and I cannot imagine how hard it would be to have to report on a tragedy like this. Thank you.

This is incredible!! Congratulations Nikki! They are such an incredible athlete