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Jerry Stiller was so very funny. I know nothing of him personally, but man what a comedian!! #RIPJerryStiller

One of my favorite actors, talking about his dad...one of my favorite actors.

Here's a little video about living in Abilene, Texas. Birthplace of @JessicaSimpson youtube.com/watch?v=TvugG2O9…

One time I was at the bar after a bad set in a tough room #BrodyStevens walked on stage and started his set with “I’VE BEEN TO THE BEVERLY CENTER...I KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE TRAFFIC ON BOTH SIDES OF THE HILLS.” Then then room was his.

I've eaten so many @ChipotleTweets burritos that there is a more than good chance I've digested an entire foil roll over time, in tiny bits.

I guess this sells better than, “you’re not as great as you think you are, so try doing something for someone else...you self-focused child.”

I just signed up for #moviepass ! Its a subscription based theater ticket. It almost sounds too good to be true! Who wants to hit the cineplex?

I love that Google honored #EarlScruggs today, I hate that Google listens to all of my conversations and puts depression drug ads on when I watch TV. sponsored by: Latuda

I can wear sunscreen, exercise, or sleep enough but I can't do them all consistently. At some point in my life I'm always burnt, fat or tired.

imdb.com/name/nm0077607/ Ken Berry. A talented comedian, actor, dancer. R.I.P.

Yes you are. Yes. You. Are.

You're a specific type of old if your first recollection of @CedEntertainer is as the DJ from the @Nelly_Mo video.

When are we finally gonna get The English Patient reboot everyone wants?! You know you want it!

I always get the Chrises confused @chrishemsworth @ChrisEvans @prattprattpratt @ChrisLilley @ChrisCandy4u @chrissyteigen @ChrisFranjola @chrisdelia @ChrisHogan360

The patio seating at #Chickfila on Lincoln Blvd, is like Thunder Dome for pigeons.

I am often swayed in a particular direction by what I am reading at the time. As a child I only read at breakfast and believed I was Tony the Tiger for at least 3 years.

I feel like there is some connection between people talking on speaker phone in public places and every other problem with the world. Can we fix this one first?

"The death of my dreams is directly proportional to my interest in craft brew" - Every hipster in LA

Dorothy Zbornak: Original #WalkingDead Cosplayer.

OVER-REENACTORS: 150 years from now people dressed as Trump and various millenials will meet up in vacant lots on the weekend to pretend tweet at each other.