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the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

Joined September 2017
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Even the Chiraq Grim Reaper flinches 😭😭🤣💀 #Lilreese @LilReese300
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Broncos acquiring LB Daiyan Henley from the Chargers for a 2027 4th-round pick and a 2028 5th-round pick. (via @adamschefter)
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We do not tolerate Barry S3-4 slander here.
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I am actually crying at the thought of being a cow on a huge pasture eating green grass all day and not even understanding the concept of the Chargers
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they’ve shot race horses for far less than what the chargers are producing
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holy shit cameron dicker might finish the season with more points than justin herbert i love this team
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not gonna lie i need that iphone 18 in burgundy
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imagine becoming the dude that got obliterated by geno smith
Geno Smith with a huge hit after the fumble 😮‍💨
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kanye can bring out anyone i don't care me and my girl witnessed lauryn hill perform all falls down PEAK
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The Strokes perform on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ #SNL
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i'm trying to collect my girlfriend's underwear like infinity stones but she won't let me
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if i had no shame i would carry grillo's pickles with me everywhere i went
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i don't know man the invite is looking like movie of the year so far
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I mean, dude
this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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Ain’t no curses
Three HS teams in Oklahoma were locked in a tiebreaker and went to a Catfish restaurant to flip coins at midnight to decide which two teams head to the playoffs High School Football is amazing
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Nah this shit has me in fucking tears bro
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still debating what my 50th watch is going to be
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