@clitamorphosis

@baldingclit

Joined August 2023
  • Tweets23.9K
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  • Followers14.1K
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not now daddy, kitten is about to kill herself
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belak🌪️
@kalebjackson007h
the nastiest assassination ive ever seen wow
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he licking the rim like it’s a margarita
fartin van buren@dumbstarbux17h
Broke up with my cheating boyfriend and his guy best friend texted me all this at 1am… do we think they’re secretly gay lovers?
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave17h
Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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˚ʚ bambi ɞ˚@velmakinkley13h
wdym hila klein didn’t like her home being invaded that’s a bit hypocritical
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Grace
@gracecamille_Oct 26
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Indiana Pacers
@PacersOct 26
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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🦦lala@zerorangesodaOct 26
also i wish the person who started that whole "dad bod" shit would combust into flames cuz now men don't call themselves fat, no, men say they have dad body built meanwhile calling women who aren't a size 0 or 2 fat
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Persephonē@steviaplathOct 25
before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we’ve ever done
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g@_gdaymateOct 25
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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you’re actually very insane and weird also a terrible person
𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 🎀
@foreeeeealOct 25
left a first date before we even got inside DAMN 😭😭 lil bro still offered to buy me dinner IM DEAD 😭😭😭
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How it feels dming first as a woman
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girth brooks@HOWDYBlTCHOct 24
You know when ur peeing and it shifts gears
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 24
you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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7@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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avary 💗@kyoruyeyeOct 24
being gay and anti ai in a workplace in 2026
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which is why nobody should feel sorry for this bitch
MyTake
@MyTakeOnNetOct 23
Hila Klein admits to Ethan Klein that she participated in the forced disappearance of Palestinians during nighttime IDF raids on homes under Israeli military occupation 👀
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Kavos
@KavosYTOct 24
Hang it in the louvre
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union person@CantEverDieOct 23
its crazy that hila found out ethan cheated on her and her very first move to try to heal from that was to fly to israel
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jeff 🙂
@noxheav3nOct 23
they more mad at a H3 cheating scandal than them niggas being zionists
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M.@blndvntOct 24
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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