Possibly the worst golfer never to have won a major and the greatest writer never to have won a Pulitzer prize.
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Joined March 2009
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If we've got to have leap years and a leap day every four years, wouldn't it make better sense to insert the extra day in the summer when the weather is better? June only has 30 days and so could easily accommodate another one. Good idea, eh?
Another sparkling feature together with a precious opportunity to purchase arguably the greatest golf book of all time.
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Yet another sparkling feature in National Club Golfer together with a welcome opportunity to buy the greatest golf book ever written.
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Sussex Life's 'Book of the Month', no less. What next, the Booker Prize or, who knows, the Nobel Prize for Literature? (Ignore Jack Jordan and go straight to the foot of the page).
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I struggle with technology but, all being well, Mortimer's Monday Missive should be going live next week (Jan 8) when I'll try to publish the 1st of the weary misanthrope's absurd letters to the first of 100 hapless recipients; assuming I don't screw up
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Last minute book idea for Christmas, for you to read in front of the fire or for a present under the🎄🎁
This one is a real laugh out loud affair,with 100 letters written to some well known global personalities world leaders some even got a reply... 💌
@cliveagran is golfs #no1
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Thank you @tonyjdear - some great recommendations and I'm humbled and delighted to see Grass Routes in there! ⛳️💚✍️. And a deserved shout out for @cliveagran's book, too; hilarious in person and in print!
Nice review in Links Magazine of the greatest golf book ever written. Although possibly slightly biased, I can't help thinking the order in which the contributor, the affable Tony Dear, has listed his 12 best books for Christmas is hugely significant.
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Only the best meet the stringent criteria required to stock 'Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three'. I'm therefore thrilled Skibo Castle, home to one of the greatest links courses on earth, has joined the very exclusive list
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THE book has made it into the top ten bestsellers. Okay, it's just the publisher's top ten but never mind it's a start. The one to look out for is bottom row, one from the left with the sparkling title, 'Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three'.
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Lovely golfy lunch with writer and scribe @cliveagran who is completely excellent company
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Love golf related books, looking for something original as a gift - well we might have stumbled across the book for you. 📖
From living legend @cliveagran this is a laugh out loud read that you will recommend to others 👍😂
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Really sad to hear of the passing of Tony Husband, who's wonderful cartoons illustrated my column in Golf International and, more recently, my book. A lovely, kind and gifted man. RIP
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Without a sense of humour, #Golf could just finish us off, so delighted to pick up and explore @cliveagran’s marvellous, hilarious book of letters this week. A tip - don’t read it in public. They’ll lock you up. – at Donegal, Ireland
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A great book review by @SteveCarrollNCG in @NCG_com for @cliveagran's new book, Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three - you can read the review and two funny #golfing letters from the #newbook.
A fun little paperback just £9.99
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'One of The Funniest Golf Books Ever Written' @golfshake. @cliveagran's new golf book out NOW! Form an orderly line and swing golf clubs, not punches when buying a copy.
100 entertaining golf letters to hapless recipients - from Trump to the BTO, Walt Disney to Armitage Shanks
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Tomorrow we publish two super new books!
#AEHousman's A Shropshire Lad, with new photos of the beautiful county by @ShropsAndBeyond. Clive Agran's book is guaranteed to make you laugh, 100 letters to hapless recipients, all on a #golfing theme @cliveagran tinyurl.com/nhbnydz2
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Looking for a decent golf book to read or give as a gift - well this is one that has caught our attention written by former @HendonGolf member and probably one of best golf writers you have probably never heard of 😂😇📢 @cliveagran
