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Colton Wood

@cltnwd

I am Colton

 Dallas, TX
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Joined April 2009
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leaving a final nitter.gq/cltnwd/status/54219439…
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We can devein a shrimp but not a banana?
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A dog seeing a roomba everyday is probably like a guy breaking into my apartment everyday and threatening me at gunpoint except I don’t know it’s just a nerf gun
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Nutter Butter implies the existence of Nutt Butt and Nuttiest Buttiest
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Think about it
Colton Wood (@cltnwd) profile pictureColton Wood@cltnwd26 Dec 2016
Do porridge and cottage rhyme?
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69%No
71 votes • Final results
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Colorado bound with the boys! #phish @ Kansas instagram.com/p/BYeE63LgWZmA… – at Kansas, USA
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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LeBron James
@KingJames28 Aug 2017
And I got so much more for the archives coming soon! #StriveForGreatness🚀 nitter.gq/nba/status/90228592521…
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@NBA28 Aug 2017
All of the thunderous dunks, brilliant assists, clutch buckets and chase-down blocks.... @KingJames' 2016-17 #NBAMixtape!

LeBron James ULTIMATE Mixtape | 2016-2017

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Do you recognize this suspect in an aggravated assault at a bar in the 100 block of Ave A? Call Inv. Murphy at 940-349-7916 w/ info.
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.@FloydMayweather Good luck tonight Floyd.
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The Onion
@TheOnion25 Aug 2017
College Roommates Surprised To Find Dorm Room Has One King-Size Bed trib.al/otIKSAZ
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHD25 Aug 2017
This video and everything on this channel are amazing and you should watch all of it youtu.be/yWO-cvGETRQ
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ClickHole
@ClickHole24 Aug 2017
Windmills...
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk23 Aug 2017
New Model X SUV now faster than a $500k Lamborghini nitter.gq/dragtimes/status/89911…
DragTimes (@DragTimes) profile pictureDragTimes
@DragTimes20 Aug 2017
Tesla Model X P100D Ludicrous sets World Record vs Lamborghini Aventador SV Drag Racing: youtu.be/_NnNEuxqoPo?a via @YouTube
Tesla Model X P100D Ludicrous sets World Record vs Lamborghini...

Tesla Model X P100D Ludicrous sets World Record vs Lamborghini...

Buying a Tesla? Support DragTimes and get Free Supercharging: http...

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk23 Aug 2017
First picture of SpaceX spacesuit. More in days to follow. Worth noting that this actually works… instagram.com/p/BYIPmEFAIIn/
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THE DARJEELING LIMITED (2007) DP: Robert D. Yeoman Dir: Wes Anderson More Shots: bit.ly/2wTWRHB
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NIGHTCRAWLER (2014) DP: Robert Elswit Dir: Dan Gilroy More Shots: bit.ly/2x81bCi
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I really need to see A Ghost Story, Good Time, and Dunkirk. #A24 makes the list twice
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'The Witch' director Robert Eggers and star Anya Taylor-Joy are re-teaming for 'Nosferatu' (and we hope more after) bit.ly/2x4MFeK
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THE MASTER (2012) DP: Mihai Malaimaire Jr. Director: Paul Thomas Anderson More Shots: bit.ly/2w4Mkwm
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