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Joined February 2019
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Terrible day to be a Lando Norris hater
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Why do y’all want us to be upset…? My whole timeline has been chillin, Max and Lando fans
You can tell that Norris fans are still insanely insecure about Max by the way they’re so desperate to act as if him going from P21 to P2 isn’t impressive.
It was a very good tripleheader to be a world champion
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Chels retweeted
lando was ranked first in the power rankings for brazil: "norris' skill in the wet was clear as he converted pole position to his third triumph of the season"
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Lando Norris they’re calling you a coke sniffing whore oh my god 😭
Your driver is a Coke sniffing whore who fucks any blonde white woman he can find. Has no respect for any driver past or present and whines like an entitled little cunt whenever things don’t go his way. So shut the fuck up you cunt
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okay but can we talk about Kimi not letting Lando walk past him without a greeting ?? 😭
another fan on tiktok posted a video of cheering for lando and getting spotted 🥹💚 "and me, who had a lando flag, and despite all the booing in my grandstand, he saw me and said hi"
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#LN1 number 3! (got too excited and had to add the senna trophy😁)
#LN1 win number one and two! 👏👏
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like are they deadass ?
this fucking islanders sharks shootout may never end
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this fucking islanders sharks shootout may never end
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Lando Norris is now responsible for ... • McLaren's last 5 wins • McLaren's last 5 podiums • McLaren's last 4 poles
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Dallas aiming to be 50% Finland by 2028
NHL teams ranked from most American to most foreign
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going to start selling topps cards but only delivery method is face to face
lando: "you know what i realized.. the prices on ebay (of topps cards) are OBSCENE [..] yes!! i bought an andrea stella" bro was jet lagged and still spent 20 mins shopping for a 1/1 andrea stella card on ebay 😭😭😭
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lando for the win 🏆🍾🏁 #f1
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Well done Lando and McLaren! Lando Norris - Miami Man Acrylic paint on board 16x20" June 2024 Limited prints available. – at Braybrooke, England
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LN4 Fusion & Lando winning on the same weekend 🥇🙌 #LN4Fusion #LandoNorris
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people always doing analyses over who Lando sprays and the angle of his body and the seconds between eye contact, meanwhile he’s just fighting for his life on the McLaren champagne championship 😭😭
the champagne championship at mclaren is so endearing 😭 🎙️: you were so happy that you broke a bottle of champagne! lando: "i was not! i wanted to spray! because in the team, we have a competition when we win, the member that we have on the podium with us, who can get the champagne to each other first. today i had no chance because my bottle was broken. so we have a championship, today he won the championship because he won 100%. he forced me into a mistake today. it was a shame i didn't get to spray the champagne, but this was the first time, so it was a big achievement for me. i saved the top of the bottle. i'll save this for the rest of my life."
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the champagne championship at mclaren is so endearing 😭 🎙️: you were so happy that you broke a bottle of champagne! lando: "i was not! i wanted to spray! because in the team, we have a competition when we win, the member that we have on the podium with us, who can get the champagne to each other first. today i had no chance because my bottle was broken. so we have a championship, today he won the championship because he won 100%. he forced me into a mistake today. it was a shame i didn't get to spray the champagne, but this was the first time, so it was a big achievement for me. i saved the top of the bottle. i'll save this for the rest of my life."
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so true, that’s on me for knowing of Mark Webber before he became Oscar’s manager…
Personally I have no idea who the manager of my drivers teammate is so why are 4s all up in our business? no one invited you
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#BrazilGP 🇧🇷
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#LN1 Champagne Sprayer ❌ Champagne Breaker ⭕️
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Esto es una cosa seria. Con la pista totalmente mojada los puede haber mejores, pero cuando caen las primeras gotas de lluvia y todos van con lisos entramos en territorio Norris y el tipo es capaz de meterle más de 1 segundo por vuelta al resto.
En las últimas vueltas he estado revisando la diferencia entre Norris y Verstappen cuando ha empezado a llover y la ventaja de Lando ha ido desde 8.2 hasta los 14.4 segundos. No es fácil meterle 6 segundos al todopoderoso Verstappen en esas condiciones. Victoria de mérito. 🫡
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