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yagirlcolleen retweeted
#QueerPit #SPF #SF #COA #NA #YA When a trans faith healer flees his mother's cult, he joins forces with a trans UFO-forum moderator who just caught his own meteorite as they head to a UFO festival- until the cult closes in to capture their unwilling Chosen One.
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
my body is a temple. but this one specifically
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spreading some love today with a free query critique 🥰💘 to enter, just follow me, rt this post, and comment. I’ll draw a name tomorrow 💌🫶🏻 #WritingCommunity #amquerying
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
I do *not* want an AI "summary" of an email, or a book, or a life. I do not want an AI summary of a winter sky, or my father's hands, or the hope in my child's eyes. I do not want an AI summary of the human heart, or the first little shiver of lust, or the long good work of love.
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Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect*
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
The preview for Cats makes me want to pour bleach into my brain.
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
“hey you’re bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?” “no no i’ll be fine with this.”
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: what no Gmail: CALL THE POLICE
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
i don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself" i want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles"
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I just can’t not hear a drunk 21-year-old girl at her sorority formal when I read this
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
i have never met an elementary school teacher who didnt have impeccable handwriting or a college professor whos handwriting didnt look like the literal devil possesses their hand and makes them fight to put words down every time they try to write
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remember when you were a kid and your body hurt because it was growing so fast. now you’re an adult and your body just hurts for no reason.
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ══╩══╩═ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ just dropped down to say ╬═╬ I saw goody proctor ╬═╬ with the devil ╬═╬ ☻/ ╬═╬/▌ ╬═╬/ \
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
Piggy: I have some ideas about how to survive on this island. The other boys:
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just spitballing here, no wrong ideas, but what if, instead of trying "nothing," we tried "something"?
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doing long division
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"There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now dead himself, and I am very much alive." - Justice Ginsburg npr.org/2019/07/24/744633713…
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yagirlcolleen retweeted
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil”
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