Wrangling chaos and three smelly boys and a dog outside Washington DC.
Joined February 2009
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Hey @Sears, gave up the day for our convenient 7am-6pm repair window. No show. No contact. Not chat generates a “Sorry we missed you email” and this pic of something that is not our house. Get a tech out here ASAP. Also find humans to man the phones & no I don’t want a survey.
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Pineville Porcupines @ Marion Swamp Foxes nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1OyKAVedW…
More action from @ncrrugby from opening at the National Collegiate Rugby Championships where 120 teams are competing across rain soaked field - better weather tomorrow
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When you enter the Montgomery County Highly Allocated Liquor Lottery to win your husband some hard-to-come-by Bourbon and he falls in love with you all over again.
Follow me for more boozy marriage tips. @HeavenHill1935
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This might actually be the most dramatic season ever..these women are gonna open a can of whoopass #TheBachelor
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Is the rose going to be smellovision? Proxy? IOU? Trying to picture this rose ceremony. #TheBachelor
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Gabi just hanging with everyone like she didn’t spend 8 hrs swapping saliva with Zach #TheBachelor
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Just added Barnes and Noble to the growing list of sellers. #writerslife barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dri…
Just 270 days from first contact to tomorrow when my book is live. As writers know, the journey's decades in the making. Rejections and successes all paved the way to published.
Hard work pays off but also persistence in equal measure. #WritingCommunity amazon.com/dp/1685392369?maa…
According to @IIHS_autosafety "Teen drivers have crash rates nearly 4 times those of drivers 20 and older per mile driven." My book covers it all from handling hydroplaning, distracted driving & pumping gas. All written in a friendly voice. Pre-order your copy today.
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On sale October 4th but guarantee pricing today! #safetytips #teenager
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Here are the most important ways to help your teen establish and build their credit history. #ad You may even be able to help them build their credit before
they are 18. @CapitalOne grownandflown.com/young-adul…
I am a happier person when Christmas movies are airing. That's it. Carry on. @hallmarkchannel #ChristmasInJuly
Pairing beer, wine and spirits in NCAA brackets?? Genius. Follow along for predictions and pairings. #boozebracket @TheAlcoholProf alcoholprofessor.com/booze-b…
“I ho’ around, blame you for not saying that’s a problem and you love me anyway.” Clayton’s Toxic Love TEDTalk coming soon #bachelor2022 #BachelorNation
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You love them all. Ok. Cool. Giving the same speech verbatim to them all about falling? Not cool. #bachelor2022
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My freakish affinity for all things Driver’s Ed finally comes in handy. Read my piece detailing the new driver’s guide now available from the @IIHS_autosafety to help shepherd new drivers safely onto our roads. @GrownandFlown grownandflown.com/keep-your-…
