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Michigan
Joined February 2014
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reading is truly the greatest hobby
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I’d rather take a bullet to the forehead
Woman kneels at the wedding and vows to always be submissive to her husband.
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dick pics do nothing for me please press record and spit on it for the love of god
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listening to bmth on shuffle is lowkey like playing russian roulette
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we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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I don’t belong in clubs. I belong on a porch with a Blunt and a thunderstorm.
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A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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the life you want requires the work you avoid
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dear diary, i'm tired of this shit grandpa.
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when he sends nut videos w the audio grunting and groaning your name
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most beloved genres
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the most beautiful girl you know is weird & into the macabre, vampirism and witchcraft
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ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47 am.
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ARF ARF *cums*
hardcore sex implies the existence of metalcore sex
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NOW WE WAIT FOR THAT BIG BEAUTIFUL NOTIFICATION
BREAKING: President Trump just admitted that he has major health issues.
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“suicide is selfish” and so is reproducing but none of you are ready for that conversation
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i am the friend enjoyer. stay in my house. smoke my weed. my couch is ready for u
shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
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ele fazendo piada com mother tongue nao entendi amor a musica que vc fez pra sua atual esposa não é follow you não tá
Oli Sykes (BMTH) asks fans for song requests and jokes about "SHED LIGHT," "MEDICINE" and "MOTHER TONGUE" 😭
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IT SHOULD NOT BE 80 DEGREES IN THE GREAT LAKES REGION TWO WEEKS INTO OCTOBER
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he’s joking (i hope) 🥲😭
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