Emily on Emily’s wonderlab was 8-9 months pregnant on @netflix she had better be getting good royalties for this show
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So pissed @Ticketmaster I was in the lobby then waiting room then made it to the front of the line then something went wrong and I had to get back in line for @PostalService like what?? #TicketmasterlsTheProblem
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I think my brain is an AI of all the internet I’ve consumed and I’ve just become an amalgamation of internet #dalle
If you’re not supposed to eat your feelings or shop when you have feelings what are you supposed to do with them
“Yes I was just crying and singing about it like a minute ago”
#CinderellaMovie
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Omg dead follow this: the bitchy “MAESTRO!” Woman from phantom of the opera movie is Jane from Tarzan is the queen from #CinderellaMovie 🤯🤯🤯
PRODUCT PLACEMENT CINDERELLA USING A SINGER SEWING MACHINE #CinderellaMovie fuck I love product placement
Watching the news# #CinderellaMovie with @Camila_Cabello first thought “who the fuck approved this in 2020/2021?”
I bought a towel bar for our shower for the built in and hubs said it wouldn’t fit but I was like nah
I spent 3 mins trying to bend it to make it fit and I got it and it snapped into place and I did the manliest victory lap and shouted “IM A HOME OWNER BITCH” #homeownership
My car was stolen Saturday morning 8/22 at 1:45 AM from Catonsville, MD. Hyundai Elantra. California plates 7EMW407. Had a large scratch on the passenger side under the doors as well as some dimples on the front bumper. Please call the police if spotted.
#baltimore
#maryland
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We recently incorrectly sent out an email campaign in error. Rest assured, your Acorns account is secure and should not be locked. You may currently be experiencing an error logging in due to the high volume of traffic related to this email, but we are working on it #acorns
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MEMA ALERT: Tornado Warning for Allegany and Washington County in MD until 3:45pm. #mdwx



