The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2023
"A Man must till the land"
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Students in highschool operate like inmates. I really don't understand the education system in 3rd world countries.
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I remember me and bro were watching and listening to this song holding our heads because we thought it's the end times, not until we saw Megan the stallion and cardi B. 😂
12 years ago nicki minaj dropped ‘anaconda’ and broke the internet…
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Kuna watoto unaangalianga unajua tu huyu atasumba. Kama ni mtoto kijana huyo ni vita na mentorship kiasi, but if ni msichana manzzzz you're fucked as a parent. Huyo msichana wa Kanyari atasumbua!
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The distance between your brain and your train of thought is like the distance between the North Pole and the South Pole.
Big Blow to Edwin Sifuna as Okwara Leaves Citizen.........
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China doesn't even care if mbappe was reacting to a meme or not. Already 3 contracts are terminated and laliga is banned in china.💀 China is a serious country, they don't entertain nonsense.
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"...Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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I just heard the daughter of Kanyari accusing his father for the demise of their mother. She is willing to join her mother than stay with him. I really wonder what would make a step daughter love the step father this much? Mimi Sina ata maoni! End video.
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Ugandans never seaze to amaze me. Even Jesus is surprised.
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Niambieni na overthink but there is no way Loya atakuambia uweke 10k haraka haraka over a case that you demand ksh 200 million. Lakini ju Sina loya, I beg to stop it at that point. 😂 KOX protect me from any attacks.
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Erick Munene retweeted
Sponyo spent his 65th birthday at his Gicheha farm in Nakuru. Remember sometime last year when Aoko told us that he was already in ICU, making a reservation at Paradiso State Lodge along Sayuni Lane, and that his mother, Mama Ngina was wailing uncontrollably, refusing to switch off the machines keeping him alive? Eeeeii, that woman was too much kiawa! May the good Lord keep Muthamaki for many more years and bless him with good health.
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Anaweka mic 🎤 chini do atupee greatness, mtu na kiherehere anamletea ingine na unaokota.
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A 16 year old akona handbrake kwa mkono ndio naskia huku mnasema. I really don't understand the current times we are living. Some times back you could get a 25 year old who is a virgin, nowadays ata 16 year old the odds are very low. Hamuogopi jela aki!
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Delete this tweet please.😂
Guys uganda is better Kenya when it comes to expensive cars Kenyans show me such a car in your country 😂
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Better try and lose than not trying at all. Congratulations Yamal & Mbappé
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What do you mean by saying they gave Saka the Jesus boy award?😂
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Nevada, a 3 year old was too good in football that the parents of the other kids called the police on him. He was also kicked out of the youth league. Sad!
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wanaume mnawekelea mjengo ya 200+ million kwa upepo.🤦🏾‍♂️
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Well, I believe everything is a result of patterns and a well-crafted scheme of money laundering. I'll start with a very intriguing question; Where does one get the money to pay for a wedding invite that costs a million shillings? Doesn't make any sense, right?
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This money is being given partly in Ksh and partly in dollars. Wow, what a coincidence! Secondly, we’re now seeing musicians like Koffi Olomide and Ne-Yo. The other day, I came across a billboard advertising tickets at KSh 40,000 for regular entry, ..
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and honestly, I couldn’t hold my laughter. 😂 I won't mention names, Sina loya. 😂
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