code::art

ALT Code using persistent memory in the shape of a raindrop

ALT Circuit diagrams for a digital display showing what lights up when certain words are used as input.

ALT Bus factor Unlike the block comment {soundproofed testudo} the single line comment exceeds the character limit in free climate change lecture to the arresting officer. The comment box under Section 14 /*the right to silence*/ expands dynamically and is never disabled. The line commenter throws his fellow travellers under the bus the cops have requisitioned for arrestee processing. /***************************\ * No comment no comment no * * comment no comment no com * * rade no comment no comm * * ent no comment no comment * \***************************/ The police kettle breaks the code and comments comrades out. To escape you must break the arbitrary delimiter line: commit an illegal operation.

ALT The below code is repeated twice, under each is some pixel art of people in cloaks smoking against a desert backdrop. def dope_smoker(): repeat: paper.wait() matches.wait() smoke() dope_smoker_done.signal()

ALT <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="1"> <script> var aux = ["", "can", "don't", "must", "will", "won't"], act = ["hear", "know", "learn", "kiss", "die for", "see"]; function pick(list) { return list[~~(Math.random() * list.length)]; } function phrase() { var end = " Tonetta"; if (Math.random() < .3) { end = " that " + phrase(); } return "Toronto " + pick(aux) + " " + pick(act) + end; } </script> </head> <body style="background-color:red;"> <body id=b style="margin: 30%" onload="b.innerHTML=phrase();"> <body text="white"> </html> All against a background of someone speaking into a recorder with POETRY written at the bottom

ALT // Lockdown Dérive var WellBalancedDay = function() { this.todo = []; for (var action in URGENT_TASKS) { this.todo.push(URGENT_TASKS[action]); } }; setInterval(function() { let today = new WellBalancedDay(); for (var i in today.todo) { today.todo[i](); } URGENT_TASKS[ Object.keys(URGENT_TASKS)[ Math.floor(Math.random() * Object.keys(URGENT_TASKS).length) ] ] = SEARCH_YOUTUBE_BREAD_TUTORIALS; }, 86400000);

ALT The Forest noise intoxicates way with one hunter hunts lifts knife rather with away, where lift rather pendulum who with one lift feeds the forest thirst rather key one dangles who feeds with flow thirst of the forest intoxicates the hunted forest tight hunt way dangle knife one hunger where feeds the hunted hearse cap pendulum dangle, away with the forest, way with one away with the knife flow pendulum away you flow,, pendulum way who would we rather? pendulum where, who feeds the numb hunter lift on flow one who flows