how come my daughter suddenly wants to start redecorating the whole bathroom 5 minutes before bed

My Duke Energy bill this month is $46.52 higher than the actual energy charge. Criminal. Pay for your own datacenters.

she asked for another one ☝️

after episode 1 she said she's gonna be a pirate too 😭🥶

today my daughter asked to watch my favorite show one piece 😭

Color coded my debt. I could buy a car every year with the interest alone.

Duke Energy increased our rider adjustment from $5.18 to $20.23 in the span of on month smh. Pay your own bills Duke.

Yall car ever pass inspection and then die the next week? 😭

Figured out how to save 98.7% on personal project costs. Before - $7/mo server - $5/mo DB After - $0.16/mo server - $0/mo DB Moved DB to Supabase. Turn on server only when I need it. I only need my app when I'm working out. 16 hours costs $0.16 🔥🔥🔥

How unlucky you gotta be to get a KitKat with no wafer, just pure chocolate 🥀

why do snapchat netflix discord have games on them smh

My 2 year old is just trying to do homework but her mom got her dancing cumbias instead

My poor baby had a nightmare that a pterodactyl took me away 😭

Sabes que, just be yoself.

His & hers goes crazyyy

At the bluey trap remix stage of parenting

Proud of my wife for finally letting go of the owlet sock after 30 months

I need to move to texas

Started using a Raspberry Pi 😋