@colander20

Insufferable Irish prole. Car nerd. Fluent in Cockney rhyming slang. Duchess of (The) Winchester (Club). #AlwaysGiveWayToTheCarFromTheRight

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Joined August 2021
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Coping with The Grand Tour ending by ignoring it and instead binging a shit ton of early Top Gear. We had it far too good in the 2000s and didn’t know it 🥲 #TheGrandTour #TopGear
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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“Just a minute, this is great uncle 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧” 😭
top gear screenshots@tg_screenshots15h
#topgear
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Top Gear Quotes@topgear_quoter20h
Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well. #TopGear
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Ferrari scrapyard in Maranello, Italy. Crash test road cars and prototypes, photos taken in the 1990s Story/Images by Celebrity Cars
Several red sports cars piled on top of each other, all damaged.

ALT Several red sports cars piled on top of each other, all damaged.

Several old cars stacked in a junkyard.

ALT Several old cars stacked in a junkyard.

Red sports car being lifted by a crane in a scrapyard.

ALT Red sports car being lifted by a crane in a scrapyard.

Multiple sports cars stacked in a pile.

ALT Multiple sports cars stacked in a pile.

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James May
@MrJamesMay18h
I always ring my mum. It was much more of an event for her.
lily
@vxylilyOct 26
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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He’s so cute and precious 😭
James May
@MrJamesMay18h
I always ring my mum. It was much more of an event for her.
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#topgear
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A fun way to interpret the Top Gear specials is as attempts made by the BBC to dump these three himbos somewhere in the hopes that they don’t make it back, and the Bolivia special is a prime example of this lmao
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Aw shit this is breaching containment again
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Update-update: Fifteen minutes now. Honestly can’t edit out any more. Considering a part two because there’s such an abundance of himbo content I can barely cope and feel the need to showcase it all.
Colander 🩵@colander20Oct 25
Update: Bolivian himbos compilation now whittled down to just under sixteen minutes
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Top Gear appreciation post for how far James and Richard let Jeremy sink before helping him 😭
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Top Gear Quotes@topgear_quoterOct 25
Amazingly, however, James insisted that his Herald and the snapped mast could be fixed. And so, with help from me… and Jeremy... #TopGear
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Update: Bolivian himbos compilation now whittled down to just under sixteen minutes
Colander 🩵@colander20Oct 24
Currently clipping the Top Gear Bolivia Special and the first half is so rich in himbo content I literally cannot get the edit any shorter than seventeen fucking minutes 😭
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@FLACKO444Oct 23
acting like you wouldn’t drive this is crazy lol
X @TheToyExperiment@CyberSeCXOct 23
Aston Martin ???? Are yall 60 years old Brits????
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Aww they’re watching their son on tv how cute 🥹
top gear screenshots@tg_screenshotsOct 24
#topgear
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Top Gear Quotes@topgear_quoterOct 24
Wow, I never actually thought I'd be so pleased to see one of these again. This really brings it all back, the ice going on and on forever, the boulder field going on and on forever. I can hear Jeremy going on and on forever. Oh, God... #TopGear
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Tarzan serenading Jane, circa 1900
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Currently clipping the Top Gear Bolivia Special and the first half is so rich in himbo content I literally cannot get the edit any shorter than seventeen fucking minutes 😭
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Car.it@kipronobett_Oct 23
Subaru WRX STI still hold car record on Isle of Man. This might be the craziest lap ever by a Subaru Built by Prodrive, the WRX STI completed the 60km lap with an average speed of 207 km/h. It had 570hp from the 2 liter boxer, WRC chassis and aero
Michael
@JaMtokaOct 23
2018 WRX STi #ConfidenceInMotion
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ShitpostGateway
@ShitpostGateOct 22
I wouldn’t be parking my nice car next to that lamp
austin.sf@pickledcabaggeOct 22
speedtail at pixar is kinda crazy
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